Fuck that shit. Who's the best /offtopic person?
Alt question : Who's the worst /offtopic person.


I vote Gonzo. To one of these questions.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 20:50, 43 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

me.
Alt: you or Battered.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 20:52, Reply)

Cunt.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 21:03, Reply)

when do we start counting as qwoftopicers?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 20:59, Reply)

I think if you can manage a week without starting a post with 'pricks' you probably qualify.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 21:02, Reply)

Prick.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 21:02, Reply)

Alt: there have been some new additions lately, the worst of which is Vagabond.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 21:03, Reply)

I like Battered, he makes everyone else seem effortlessly superior.
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Tue 11 Sep 2012, 21:15, Reply)

whilst you're more suited to being a general twat who fails to add any entertainment or amusement at any point.

(Legless is a prick., Tue 11 Sep 2012, 21:20, Reply)

How dare you. I've told genuinely amusing stories, had images on the front page, and nearly cost Amorous Badger his job.
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Tue 11 Sep 2012, 21:25, Reply)

I tell you what Ringo, that adulterous Aussie chap who's username you've copied appears to be having some kind of online breakdown.
This week he only went and put everyone on ignore, took them off again and keeps telling people off for making jokes.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 22:49, Reply)

Me
To both questions.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 21:26, Reply)

I feel very flattered to be mentioned in this thread.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 21:27, Reply)

Pricks.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 21:45, Reply)

ThunderCunt obviously
Alt: nakkers
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 22:01, Reply)

Alright Bobby?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 22:02, Reply)

Hello mate, how's it hanging?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 22:21, Reply)

as the best /talk person I feel I should post more on offtopic

(Concerned of Tunbridge Wells "my apron comes down and crushes the handle", Tue 11 Sep 2012, 23:11, Reply)

Prick.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 23:13, Reply)

wanker

(Concerned of Tunbridge Wells "my apron comes down and crushes the handle", Tue 11 Sep 2012, 23:17, Reply)

Momo should post here, that much is true

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 8:13, Reply)

Can anyone explain what A Vagabond has done to get the abuse he does?
I feel like I missed a memo.

Damn my job for making me work when I should be browsing the internet.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 23:27, Reply)

I think it's because he's a cunt
Like Cpt placid yet somehow more interesting
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 0:04, Reply)

I vote me to win all these deep and meaningful questions

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 0:03, Reply)

Wait
Has bobby deleted?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 0:06, Reply)

NakedApe is not only the worst /ot person,
I think he might well be the worst person ever to have lived EVER, of ALL TIME ever. Apart from Vag - he isn't an /ot person though, he's more like you know when you look out of the window and there's someone creepy in your garden so you phone the police? He's like that. Only shitter and more dark. And shitter.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 8:18, Reply)

Can I change my mind?
Having just read his thread question it's DEFINITELY Capt Placid.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 8:21, Reply)

no, wait.....
I feel like that old biddy in 'The Running Man' who can't choose which stalker to send in after Ben Richards, the butcher of Bakersfield.

Final answer: WILF.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 8:22, Reply)

Nothing but jealousy

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 8:26, Reply)

I, too, have oak flooring ACTUALLY.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 8:33, Reply)

TH!

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 8:35, Reply)

Teah Eitsch!"!!!!!11

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 8:35, Reply)

Mahnty Boyse!

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 8:37, Reply)

IT'S ME!!!!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 8:40, Reply)

Hahaha...it is an'all!
How tricks?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 8:41, Reply)

Pretty fuckin' good.
I'm getting my kid for an unprecedented 7hours on my birthday weekend, and the ex has agreed to swap days this weekend so we can go to the cinema. All pretty ACE and SKILL. You?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 8:44, Reply)

That's good news paisan, and pretty promising for the future too
Yeah, I'm alright I suppose. Work, eat, sleep, work, eat, sleep...
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 8:49, Reply)

What, no lavatory breaks?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 8:50, Reply)

I don't have an anus :(

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 8:51, Reply)

Can't you just poo out your wee-hole?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 8:52, Reply)

Hmm...worth a try I suppose

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 8:54, Reply)

Better than exploding in a massive shower of shit

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 9:26, Reply)

I keep having really strange dreams
Last night I dreamt that a dog was being punished (for something, dunno what) by being thrown into a small cell with a violent and deranged cow (!). However, the dog just ripped the cows throat out, then people were too afraid to open the cell door. No one knew what to do as they were expecting the cow to kill the dog.
Oh, and the cow was wearing oversized sunglasses.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 8:54, Reply)

Sounds pretty normal to me.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 9:01, Reply)