Oh well thanks Rory.

( wanderlust, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 8:42, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

i wouldn't want to be emotionally vulnerable... not again
I'd also have to brush up on the Insolvency Act again due to the inevitable disaster that would follow
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 8:48, Reply)

No need! I'm a fucken expert on it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 8:50, Reply)

you should thank allah that you got to keep Chateau Boyce

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 8:54, Reply)

In'sh'allah I can hang on a bit longer.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 8:57, Reply)

on a bit longer my ex by the neck until dead, in accordance with the traditional sentences passed at the old bailey for crimes against humanity
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 9:06, Reply)

Meeting between my dear pal and his legal contact at 11am today.
In related news I am getting access for 7hrs on the 29th when my mum's up. I'm going to be in top form for the lolb4sh.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 9:08, Reply)

excellent news all round!
is there a dress code at this place? i have some of those new shorts that look like a mini skirt and some new heels that i want to wear, but i don't want to turn up looking like a tart at a funeral or something equally Wrong...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 9:12, Reply)

Putting the fun into funeral

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 9:12, Reply)

i've just reminded myself of nellie boswell yelling "she is a tart"
that programme was shit
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 9:16, Reply)

Our Aveline was from Sunderland, fact fans

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 9:17, Reply)

Which one?
There were two.
Actually I don't care.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 9:19, Reply)

"the game's getting hard"

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 9:20, Reply)

Ooo-weeee-oooh
Yeah thanks for that.
I'm going to be singing that shit for the rest of the day now.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 9:22, Reply)

i felt the need to share

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 9:22, Reply)

"so's my cock"

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 9:22, Reply)

'dress like a Shoreditch prick' is the code, I fear.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 9:13, Reply)

so a pair of "suit shorts" and heels will probably be perfect prick-attire then
nice
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 9:14, Reply)

Works for me!
I should try it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 9:18, Reply)

if we get smashed enough
we can swap outfits later on.

you're so much taller than i am, your legs will go on for MILES. oooh.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 9:19, Reply)

"if", yeah?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 9:23, Reply)

there's a camera ban, right

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 9:25, Reply)

Except for the pictures I request, right?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 9:28, Reply)

i suppose i did promise you a cockgaz
it might as well be monty's, as he strains to keep it inside my shorts (after we've swapped outfits, i mean!)
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 9:41, Reply)

Fuck yeah

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 9:28, Reply)

ironic scarf, tight jeans and a fixie, then?
hoxton chic, braa.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 9:26, Reply)

Leggings, a vest, some flouro sneakers and lensless glasses.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 9:28, Reply)

really?
Jesus, London gets cuntier by the week

No offence, like.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 9:29, Reply)

*Tight shorts.

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 9:30, Reply)

are they really shorts, or is it still tight jeans rolled half-way up the shin?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 9:35, Reply)

hello stranger

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 9:42, Reply)

70s roadie 'chic'

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 9:14, Reply)

shall i let the grey streak in my hair take over?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 9:15, Reply)

Ideally.
If you could also pre-load on drink and drugs before you arrive, that would also help.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 9:16, Reply)

It works for me! You should try it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 9:17, Reply)

a teetotal virgin like me?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 9:19, Reply)

Isn't that the point of 'lunch'?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 9:20, Reply)

It works for me! You should try it.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 9:21, Reply)

I'd buy that for a dollar.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 9:21, Reply)

Can you fly, Bobby?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 9:26, Reply)

It works for me! You should try it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 9:17, Reply)

Fat slapper.
You'll fit right in.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 9:15, Reply)

don't make me threaten you with MOAR violence
otherwise my fist will fit right up your japs eye
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 9:15, Reply)

It works for me! You should try it.

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 9:18, Reply)