Hey Monty
Is there a dress code for lolbash? Only I have these shorts that look like miniskirts that I wanted to wear. I think I might pair them with some slutty heels. Oh man, I hope somebody else doesn't turn up in the same outfit. Is there going to be somewhere for me to lock up my fixie?

So Enzyme doesn't have a penis, eh? That explains a few things. If I didn't have a penis, I'd probably be tedious, too. I mean, I've barely got one as it is and I'm already pretty fucking boring.
( Kroney, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 9:41, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

well, be fair Kroney, you're a pretty fucking boring person anyway.
The size of your penis won't change that fact.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 12 Sep 2012, 9:42, Reply)

there is no way he'd risk competing with my legs, it's all good
his cankles are nothing like as rounded and chunky
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 9:43, Reply)

Mine are depressingly elegant :(

( Kroney, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 9:44, Reply)

I'm glad you live in a country that's lethal to humans

( Kroney, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 9:43, Reply)

It's only lethal if you're a weakling.
I have survived nearly 21 years here, and I'm doing just fine.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 12 Sep 2012, 9:47, Reply)

You should go for a nice walk in the countryside

( Kroney, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 9:49, Reply)

Hahahah morning K-Dogg

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 9:47, Reply)

Mine'll be a laaaarge cognac, Boycie
NOBODY has made this joke before
( Kroney, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 9:50, Reply)

I have read and re-read this but no. I do not get it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 9:56, Reply)

It may - MAY - be a reference to some sort of television programme

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 9:57, Reply)

That could explain why I've no idea what he's on about.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 10:03, Reply)

I don't even OWN an television

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 10:08, Reply)