DAMN.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 10:11, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

you love it

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 10:11, Reply)

monty is trying to pimp your chest out for scatlovin
why the hell is monty your pimp?
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 10:12, Reply)

Because he treats his ho's well.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 10:13, Reply)

He is just like Santa
Ho, Ho, Ho.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 10:16, Reply)

ho ho ho brown giant

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 10:17, Reply)

*something about coming once a year*

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 10:17, Reply)

+ down the chimney

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 10:21, Reply)

For the record
I am uncomfortable with my use of an apostrophe here, but 'hos' didn't look right and I was trying to appear all 'street' by abbreviating the word 'whore' down to 'ho'.
Thank you for your time.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 10:20, Reply)

Try 'hoes' x

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 10:22, Reply)

Thanks
I appreciate your expertise on all matters 'gangsta'.
I did worry that, from me, 'hoes' would look like a gardening reference.
It's not as easy as these black chaps make it look, is it?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 10:26, Reply)

I should say not!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 10:28, Reply)

Just ask Lighty.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 10:29, Reply)

Haha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 10:30, Reply)

T'was a golden moment.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 10:30, Reply)

terrible real life bullying :(

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 11:16, Reply)

could you think of a better pimp?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 10:17, Reply)

He cannot. Ha!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 10:29, Reply)

I'd certainly have better merchandise.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 10:38, Reply)

we all know you don't even own an argos

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 10:48, Reply)