well, for what beverage?
i mean, nobody wants still coke or champagne. but sparkling water is rank.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 15:22, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I still want coke and champagne
*goes through bins looking for food scraps*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 15:23, Reply)

*remembers someone hates these pseudo-activities*
*thinks it MIGHT be battered*

*does it more*
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 15:26, Reply)

* kicks Swipe in her bloated gunt *

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 15:27, Reply)

ahaha
welcome to the dark side

hmmm

*welcomes battered to the dark side*
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 15:29, Reply)

I used asterisks to denote pseudo-activity in a work email
it was to the whole team, one had gone round saying something along the lines of "can whoever fucked the dev server put their hand up so we can figure out how to unfuck it?" and my email started *raises hand*

which then prompted several emails as to what that was and me explaining it. Do these people even USE the internet???
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 16:02, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=liX7zPV095Q
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 15:27, Reply)

Stone cold classic right here

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 15:27, Reply)

I agree with the 'Swipe.
God I feel dirty.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 15:24, Reply)

you'll never be dirty enough for me
so i wouldn't worry about it
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 15:24, Reply)

I very much doubt that.
*suavely raises eyebrow*
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 15:34, Reply)

God, I feel sick.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 15:35, Reply)

how do you think i feel?
he was raising it at ME.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 15:53, Reply)

Fuck's sake.
Get on chat roulette and have done.
( Kroney, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 15:41, Reply)

that would be a sophisticated chat-up line in slough

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 15:53, Reply)