Finishing off some work this morning
Off this afternoon. Picking up the kids from school/nursery as Mrs Cow is off to Alton Towers for a school trip today.

Cooking steak with sweet potato for tonight and drinking red wine.

Holland - I like Holland.

I'd like to see the Middletits
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 9:11, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I like Holland too, but I'm biased

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 14 Sep 2012, 9:14, Reply)

My Dad used to work there
Lovely place, all of it
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 9:26, Reply)

He was without doubt the worst prostitute I have ever visited.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 9:30, Reply)

Yet, still you went back

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 9:53, Reply)

+ bare

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 9:54, Reply)

try this.
not safe for work
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 14 Sep 2012, 9:17, Reply)

Oh my fucking christ on a bike with stabilisers and spokeys.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 9:19, Reply)

i didn't know that aving 3 breasts was a thing, i though it was just a total recall thing,
but if you google it, there seems to be a pornstar with it and everything, although, that's possibly photoshopped, i didn' look too closely.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 14 Sep 2012, 9:20, Reply)

Think of the titwank possibilities though.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 9:23, Reply)

i don't like putting my willy near breasts.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 14 Sep 2012, 9:23, Reply)

Darth? DARTH?
We've found another one
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 9:25, Reply)

I like breasts

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 9:28, Reply)

Me too!
*high fives*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 9:33, Reply)

*high fives*
That'd be some motorboat, too.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 9:35, Reply)

Is that Eccentrica Galumbits's sister?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 9:22, Reply)

who are you on about?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 14 Sep 2012, 9:23, Reply)

Eccentrica Galumbits's sister

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 9:25, Reply)

I don't think I'll click that, ta

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 9:24, Reply)