looking for suggestions
I will soon be celebrating my 3rd wedding anniversary (my wife may also be celebrating, need to check). As you'll know doubt aware 3rd is leather.

What should I get her?

Alt. Q. What quote from TV or film do you find yourself using most frequently?
( Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 10:48, 18 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

get her a knife so she can slit your threadrushing throat you cunt.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 10:49, Reply)

lol
Threadrush on QOTW. Did I push a question of the bottom. :'(
( Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 10:52, Reply)

yeah, fuck off prick.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 10:54, Reply)

Cheer up
When I started typing, there hadn't been a question for almost aeon hour. Sorry if I some how stole your glory.

Whilst I hope that this part of 'what b3ta is about' humour, it doesn't come across well.
( Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 11:19, Reply)

www.ebay.com/itm/JOHN-DEERE-KEY-CHAIN-BLACK-LEATHER-FOB-NEW-/160617867282
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 10:52, Reply)

you don't really need to click the link

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 10:52, Reply)

Buy yourself a cow onesie so you can yiff all over her.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 10:53, Reply)

Listen, right?
My good friend ‘Mark Morrison’s Prison Shoes’ off the internet has already started a thread, OK? Bit of advice, right – it is NOT COOL to just swan in here with you marriage and your confusingly female sounding name and just BARGE IN like you own the place. GOT IT?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 10:54, Reply)

might be a lesbian.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 14 Sep 2012, 10:55, Reply)

OK NOW I'm 'standing proud'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 11:00, Reply)

Unless it's my mum

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 11:00, Reply)

probably is at least one of your mums.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 14 Sep 2012, 11:00, Reply)

Chances are.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 11:02, Reply)

It IS confusing
I still had a little wank over his profile though.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 10:55, Reply)

Gimp suit

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 11:02, Reply)

Alt: 'Fuck off' from 'Life of Brian'.
It's my favourite 'fuck off' of all time!!!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 11:11, Reply)

my alt reply
When ever I need to use the grill I quote Homer "le grill, what the hell is le grill?"
( Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 12:19, Reply)

Garrotte.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 14 Sep 2012, 13:34, Reply)