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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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looking for suggestions
I will soon be celebrating my 3rd wedding anniversary (my wife may also be celebrating, need to check). As you'll know doubt aware 3rd is leather.

What should I get her?

Alt. Q. What quote from TV or film do you find yourself using most frequently?
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 10:48, 18 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
get her a knife so she can slit your threadrushing throat you cunt.

(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 10:49, Reply)
lol
Threadrush on QOTW. Did I push a question of the bottom. :'(
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 10:52, Reply)
yeah, fuck off prick.

(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 10:54, Reply)
Cheer up
When I started typing, there hadn't been a question for almost aeon hour. Sorry if I some how stole your glory.

Whilst I hope that this part of 'what b3ta is about' humour, it doesn't come across well.
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 11:19, Reply)

www.ebay.com/itm/JOHN-DEERE-KEY-CHAIN-BLACK-LEATHER-FOB-NEW-/160617867282
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 10:52, Reply)
you don't really need to click the link

(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 10:52, Reply)
Buy yourself a cow onesie so you can yiff all over her.

(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 10:53, Reply)
Listen, right?
My good friend ‘Mark Morrison’s Prison Shoes’ off the internet has already started a thread, OK? Bit of advice, right – it is NOT COOL to just swan in here with you marriage and your confusingly female sounding name and just BARGE IN like you own the place. GOT IT?
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 10:54, Reply)
might be a lesbian.

(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 10:55, Reply)
OK NOW I'm 'standing proud'

(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 11:00, Reply)
Unless it's my mum

(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 11:00, Reply)
probably is at least one of your mums.

(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 11:00, Reply)
Chances are.

(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 11:02, Reply)
It IS confusing
I still had a little wank over his profile though.
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 10:55, Reply)
Gimp suit

(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 11:02, Reply)
Alt: 'Fuck off' from 'Life of Brian'.
It's my favourite 'fuck off' of all time!!!!
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 11:11, Reply)
my alt reply
When ever I need to use the grill I quote Homer "le grill, what the hell is le grill?"
(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 12:19, Reply)
Garrotte.

(, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 13:34, Reply)

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