Ooh, I like this one
This guy goes down to the States from Canada. He comes across this amazing deal on acid, so he buys a hundredlot. He figures that it's not likely they'll strip search him, so he tapes the whole sheet to his stomach when he goes back. At the border he's ordered to get out of his car and wait in a room while they search the car. He gets so freaked out, thinking that they're going to strip search him after all, that he starts sweating. The sweat soaks the sheet taped to his body and he absorbs a hundred hits of acid through his skin. Pretty soon he thinks he's an orange and decides he'll have to peel himself, so he starts peeling off his clothes. To this day he's confined to a psychiatric ward, still convinced that he's an orange.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 11:50, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I heard a variation of that where he actually peeled his skin off with a knife.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 11:53, Reply)

But you dont need a knife to peel an orange
Is he not thinking straight or something?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 11:56, Reply)

This reminds me of the one about that guy
who, whilst incredibly pissed during freshers week, tried to take his contacts out whilst drunk. He wasn't wearing any and seriously damaged his corneas.
(berk, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 11:59, Reply)

Your face is an orange

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 12:01, Reply)

Why do people always make up lies about acid?
The original one was simply 'thought he could fly and jumped out of a window' and they've got more and more ridiculous ever since.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 12:01, Reply)

I took acid and thought I was a zombie
and got naked and ate this random guy's face by the side of a motorway. It was caught on camera and everything. Boy, was my face red!
( Kroney, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 12:03, Reply)

As was his

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 12:04, Reply)

WITH BLOOD!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 12:15, Reply)

BECAUSE HE'S EATEN HIS FACE!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 12:15, Reply)

I took acid and found it enhanced my enjoyment of music
well mental
( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 12:04, Reply)

I took acid and it made me giggle
Not mental at all
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 12:08, Reply)

Check this out!
I took acid and SEMEN PATEL.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 12:13, Reply)

SEMEN PATEL

( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 12:26, Reply)