There are more than one metrosexual skateboard hip hop Joy Division pierced catalogue models? Holy fuck.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 10:19, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

Don't worry, I'm sure none of them are as alternative as you.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 10:22, Reply)

phew!
Did I tell you about that time a woman told me that I was exceptionally good looking, in spite of the piercings? I suavely informed her that I was in fact simply exceptionally good looking, and had piercings.

See? I can be modest and humble.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 10:25, Reply)

And a major league knob-end.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 10:27, Reply)

it's a dreadful burden being this handsome.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 10:30, Reply)

Are you coming to the bash?
It'll be interesting to see all these women falling at your feet in real life.
( Kroney, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 10:32, Reply)

prob not.
More skint than Monty. I just spent 1500 quid on house stuff.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 10:34, Reply)

That's a lot of step ladders.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 10:35, Reply)

+stilts
+platform heels
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 10:39, Reply)

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(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 10:35, Reply)