come to oxford,
i have a pub and everything.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 17 Sep 2012, 10:45, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Next time we get rid of the kids for the weekend
TOTES coming to Oxford.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 10:45, Reply)

I like Oxford a lot.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 10:46, Reply)

Apart from all the students.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 10:46, Reply)

there is them,
but after the summer of tourists, i welcome them with open arms.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 17 Sep 2012, 10:48, Reply)

well, i;ve tried inviting twohats to visit,
but he has a stupid family and commitments and friends. You should come visit, we could drink in my pub, then drink in some other pubs, then drink in a dingy nightclub in an old university cellar, then snuggle.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 17 Sep 2012, 10:47, Reply)

I hate all of those things Windy
Except Oxford of course
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 10:48, Reply)

you hate snuggles???

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 17 Sep 2012, 10:48, Reply)

Yeah, he's a prick
www.youtube.com/watch?v=iSkjH5WUnEM
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 10:53, Reply)

My brother's hilarious mate Bonz lives near Oxford,
he's one of the most amusing people I've ever met.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 10:49, Reply)

bonz is a stupid fucking name.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 17 Sep 2012, 10:50, Reply)

He has even more stupidly named friends than that.
Off the top of my head, there's Toothless Tim, Phil Syph (because they reckoned he has syphillis), Hawkeye, Nick Bollocks, fucking loads of these fools...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 10:52, Reply)

Collectivley they're known as the Samurai Justice League

(PsychoChomp, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 10:53, Reply)

Actually two of those names are indeed involvd in that story.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 10:55, Reply)

Carry on, but don't lose your head.

(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 10:55, Reply)

Black fingernail lolz

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 10:56, Reply)

It's my fault if you can't use a hammer properly?

(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 10:57, Reply)

Nicky Bollocks flows better
Tell him to start calling himself Nicky Bollocks.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 10:53, Reply)

OK will do.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 10:55, Reply)

Me too

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 10:47, Reply)

you should also come and visit.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 17 Sep 2012, 10:49, Reply)

So it's agreed then?
We sack off Battered's Winchester bash and all meet at Pigso's pub in Oxford instead?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 10:50, Reply)

you would all be very welcome.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 17 Sep 2012, 10:50, Reply)

Not as much as you like free booze.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 10:49, Reply)

Innit

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 10:52, Reply)

I've been drinking in Oxford a few times.
Not yours, though. I hear weird things about the patrons in your pub. I don't want to be quizzed about whether I'm off the internet or whatever.
( Kroney, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 10:51, Reply)

how do you know you haven't drunk in my pub?
do you know where i work? are you some sort of creepy stalker?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 17 Sep 2012, 10:54, Reply)

Maybe I have, I don't fucking know
I have trouble just telling you and Two Hats apart ffs.
( Kroney, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 10:55, Reply)

Haha
Man, you should see what we look like
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 10:56, Reply)

Should I, though?
Should I *really*?
( Kroney, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 11:04, Reply)

I'm very handsome, as it goes
Windy looks like Eric Roth, if he was from the middle ages.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 11:08, Reply)

we look almost idenitical

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 17 Sep 2012, 11:07, Reply)

YOU LOOK LIKE A MAN FROM THE PAST

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 11:08, Reply)

maybe i am you in a past life,
time travelled to now, by you from the future.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 17 Sep 2012, 11:12, Reply)

You just blew my mind

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 11:13, Reply)

Now I'm confused,
are you the one with the pub or what?
( Kroney, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 11:15, Reply)

Nah, I'm the handsome bald one with the distinguished beard

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 11:17, Reply)

OK, so you look like a paedophile
and the other one looks like a medieval Jew.

Got you.
( Kroney, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 11:19, Reply)

!
I'M VERY UPSET ABOUT THIS. ONLINE!
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 11:20, Reply)

Right, so you're the Jew, right?

( Kroney, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 11:21, Reply)

Well I'm circumcised, if that's what you mean

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 11:24, Reply)

ME TOO!!!

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 17 Sep 2012, 11:35, Reply)

And there was me thinking you were a cavalier

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 11:36, Reply)

So you're telling me I can't even tell you apart
by looking at your cocks?

I'm all at sea, here.
( Kroney, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 11:39, Reply)

all at sea, here really turned on now
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 11:40, Reply)

No, it's ok
Mine has a tattoo on it. It says "Father" in Sanscrit.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 11:41, Reply)

More likely 'dad' in 4 point Arial.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 11:42, Reply)

or 'LOL' in Comic Sans more like!!

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 11:49, Reply)