Soz I'm not replying to things in order
I had to use the public convenience at Hampstead Heath today and they're the most spotless public loo that you don't pay for that I've ever used EXCEPT for the literature written on the doors, someone could make an art project on the benefits of sentences constructing of just 4 letter words and telephone numbers.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 17:34, 31 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Whoops, didn't mean to New Post that.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 17:35, Reply)

Your mum sewed your name onto your face in case you lost it.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 17:53, Reply)

What did it look like when you were finished with it?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 17:39, Reply)

The Somme.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 17:42, Reply)

And just before home we have potd
Proper platform lol
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 17:49, Reply)

Delivered with passchendale

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 18:05, Reply)

Woodside Park tube station lavatory also appears to be a bent knocking shop,
from the inscriptions on the door. Quite the eye-opener* I can tell you.

*THIS IS A JAPS-EYE JOKE!!!!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 17:42, Reply)

When I went interrailing
we spent a lot of time sleeping on Eastern European trains (this is 97) and the loos were well rough. The best loo in the world was the one on the train the day after we moved north to Denmark. Their toilets were like the toilets of angels.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 17:51, Reply)

Bit uncomfortable sitting on lego

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 17:54, Reply)

Careful NA. You almost made me laugh then.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 17:55, Reply)

It's ok big guy, I won't tell anyone

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 17:56, Reply)

but it is handy for quite loo reconfigrement

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 18:02, Reply)

if angels have toilets, where does their poo go?an
And what does it taste like?
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 18:00, Reply)

oh! you're back, I've missed you!
I suspect it tastes of angel delight (butterscotch flavour)
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 18:02, Reply)

somehow, and i don't know how
i knew you'd say that
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 19:02, Reply)

Best shitters are the bathrooms in the suites at Four Seaons hotels.
Marble & gold with a TV opposite.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 17:54, Reply)

Wow sounds classy

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 17:55, Reply)

More luxurious than classy.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 17:56, Reply)

I once shat over a log while a hyena walked past carrying a wildebeest head.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 18:01, Reply)

I once shat in the open at Mount Everest base camp. Trufax.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 18:02, Reply)

Did it freeze as it emerged?
And did you then topple over and gobrape yourself with your own frozen turdsword? "Accidentally."
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 18:41, Reply)

i think i love you

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 18:52, Reply)

It's only natural.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 18:59, Reply)

I promise that if I ever go back I will do this. Just for you. xxxx

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 19:48, Reply)

I think George Michael cleans it as part of his community service

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 18:20, Reply)

alright T Dog?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 19:11, Reply)

T Dog? T DOG??
What sort of appelation is that? Really?

I rather think that MR THE DISAPPOINTED would be a more appropriate form of salutation. Possibly on velum paper.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 19:30, Reply)

gee whiz T Dog
Chill yo heels gee.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 19:33, Reply)

I don't really like public toilets,
I get uncomfortable about the amount of bums that have touched the loo seat.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 18 Sep 2012, 18:52, Reply)

The trick is to ensure that your bum is considerably filthier than the average
so the likelihood is that the bogseat will make you slightly cleaner.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 19:12, Reply)

blah blah blah, like anyone cares

(Concerned of Tunbridge Wells "my apron comes down and crushes the handle", Tue 18 Sep 2012, 23:41, Reply)