In the spirit of the original question
Good thing - cooked breakfast with sausage, bacon and scrambled free-range eggs.
Bad thing - the traditional pork sausages from the 'Fuller flavoured sausage company' were pretty damn average.
First world problems.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 9:08, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I prefer fried eggs to scrambled with breakfast.
There, I said it.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 9:08, Reply)

I like both.
How about that?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 9:10, Reply)

Kroney only has one egg for breakfast...

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 9:14, Reply)

Because he is 'an oaf'?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 9:14, Reply)

Because he can only get one from the chickens
before having to beat a disorderly retreat and collaborate with the invading weasels.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 9:20, Reply)

Captain placid
He's no hero
Gonna take the laughter down to zero
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 9:18, Reply)