I beat my 15 year old son 9-2 at FIFA last night
Does that count? The little shite usually beats me more often than not, so I took great delight in winding him up about it.

He retired to bed shortly afterwards.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 20 Sep 2012, 9:40, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

yeah but you were brazil and he was scunthorpe, you cheating cunt

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 9:41, Reply)

Not quite Quinters
Man City v Man Utd
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 20 Sep 2012, 9:43, Reply)

The London derby?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 9:43, Reply)

Lol
Well if we play with our favourite teams (Celtic v Hearts) there's only ever one winner so we pick something a bit more even.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 20 Sep 2012, 9:47, Reply)

I shall soon be the cunt in Scunthorpe
Have to go there for work
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 9:43, Reply)

9-2 at FIFA off
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 9:42, Reply)

The silver medal in the Wank Olympics is the one nobody wants

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 9:43, Reply)

Unless the gold means eating the biscuit

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 9:46, Reply)

Damn your mindpiss!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 9:46, Reply)

Great minds.......

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 9:51, Reply)

Is that the one who has to eat the biscuit?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 9:46, Reply)

+ for a big wank

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 9:58, Reply)

Et tu, Nakkers?

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 20 Sep 2012, 10:04, Reply)

I never wanked off your son, you can't prove nothin

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 10:07, Reply)

And even if you did, it was only a made up story to troll everyone on here.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 10:08, Reply)

*puts finger up bum, points at tulip*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 10:16, Reply)