I spend most of my day answering phones as part of my job.
I get a lot of calls from mouth-breathers and people who think it's acceptable to eat down the phone at me. Both of these things make me want to kill.

What should I do? Try to suck it up and end up on a murderous rampage or just go on the murderous rampage right now and get it over with?
( Kroney, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 10:45, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Just fix it IT monkey.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 10:48, Reply)

our IT company is run by a ginger prick
we tell him as such frequently and he accuses joe of sleeping with prostitutes, we have a laugh
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 10:55, Reply)

eat down the phone back at them

(Bazongaloid, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 10:50, Reply)

Open-mouthed.
I have something crunchy for lunch today, too. I shall make sure to smack my lips a lot as well.
( Kroney, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 10:51, Reply)

Like a lepers cock

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 11:10, Reply)

Best suck it up
If you try for a murderous rampage you'll only get as far as the first mouth-breather before surrendering and then helping them eat over the phone at one of your colleagues while trying to have their babies.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 10:51, Reply)