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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I dreamt that I was one of them Political reporters
and I over heard Mervin King shout at Boris Johnson.
And that I wrote the story and it was big news and that.

When I checked the news this morning I was half expecting that to have happened. But it didn't.

So one of my SGL tables isn't updating, anyone got any ideas?
(PsychoChomp, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 10:15, 143 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
Slippers for men that aren't shit.
That's my idea.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 10:16, Reply)
What's wrong with barefoot?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 10:17, Reply)
In the middle of winter, on tiles ?
Think about it yeah?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 10:19, Reply)
Soft shite

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 10:19, Reply)
I'm thinking about it, and I'm thinking, "not bothered"

(PsychoChomp, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 10:19, Reply)
You're missing out on the chance to get in on the ground floor here.
This is going to be big.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 10:22, Reply)
I love slippers
I have two pairs, one at home and one at my mum and dads
(Bazongaloid, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 10:41, Reply)
look, if you can't afford carpetting all of it just get two small squares of carpet and tape them to your feet

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 10:21, Reply)
I can't have carpet throughout my flat because I am not very precise at weeing.


And I can't afford it.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 10:24, Reply)
I would like capreting
but the mrs thinks our varnished floorboards are a selling feature.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 10:42, Reply)
Buy a rug

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 10:49, Reply)
This is a joke regarding your bald patch

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 10:49, Reply)
This hurts my feelings.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 10:54, Reply)
Fit this in your bathroom then have carpet
www.simplystainlessltd.co.uk/Washroom/Wall_hung_urinal/Centinal_wall_hung_urinal_1200x300x710_exposed_sparge_pipe_(G20120N).asp

Or underfloor heating even...
(I helped save b3ta! b3tz, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 10:59, Reply)
Catholic slippers

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 10:19, Reply)
I am going to buy myself an excellent pair of slippers this year.
All fur-lined and shit. You're going to be well jell. The best bit? I have fucking carpet, I don't even NEED slippers.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 10:21, Reply)
I have a pair of Ugg boots as slippers.
True story.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 10:22, Reply)
Haha fucking hell
you are such a fanny.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 10:23, Reply)
And I don't even know it!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 10:25, Reply)
I had a dream last night that someone named 'Isabelle' has been requesting loans and credit cards
using my home address. What does this mean?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 10:19, Reply)
I also had a look for a loan last night,
my names not Isabelle though. Wouldn't it be great if you could get a loan that was less than £5k and over 5 years without a massive ballache.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 10:21, Reply)
Your name's NOT Isabelle?
Well now I don't know WHAT to think
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 10:26, Reply)
Was her last name End?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 10:22, Reply)
officelols!

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 10:25, Reply)
I enjoyed your weasel collaboration post earlier.
I chuckled.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 10:26, Reply)
It's one of those memes that keeps on giving

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 10:30, Reply)
Hey!
Aw, and it seems that there isn't a street called Isabelle End in the entire world. That's a shame.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 10:25, Reply)
i know someone of that name, you must be in love with her

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 10:27, Reply)
Hmm, perhaps
I don't actually know anyone named Isabelle...that's waht makes it so vexing
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 10:31, Reply)
you're in love with her, you just haven't met her yet
/mickey bubbles
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 10:33, Reply)
I agree wth this romantic logic

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 10:40, Reply)
it's a michael bublé song

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 10:42, Reply)
Yes, I guessed as much

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 10:47, Reply)
about being in love with a woman he just hasn't met yet

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 10:52, Reply)
Yes, he's a spokesman for a generation
Baroness is on/talk. Just thought you'd want to know so you...you know...don't accidentally go over there and upset her again.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 10:54, Reply)
i've been sandboxed on talk, nobody can see my posts but the mods
bublé is amazing, for such a bland looking, bland-voiced young man, he sure makes the ladies pants wet
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 11:03, Reply)
oh

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 11:08, Reply)
and she has me on ignore :(

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 11:04, Reply)
oh.

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 11:08, Reply)
and they've fixed the thing where you could still reply to ignorers by logging out

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 11:06, Reply)
but only on /talk

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 11:08, Reply)
oh?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 11:08, Reply)
yeah, i tested here by ignoring plmdzr and was still able to reply to him
but on talk nothing appears
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 11:09, Reply)
Some army chick has squeezed one out in Afghanistan,
She "didn't know she was pregnant" the thick cow

BRITAINS FINEST RIGHT THERE! HELP THE HEROES
(PsychoChomp, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 10:28, Reply)
SPORT ARE TROOP'S
Etc etc.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 10:29, Reply)
hello

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 11:07, Reply)
This from the bottom of bbc news
"Were you serving in Iraq or Afghanistan and discovered you were pregnant?"
lazy journos
(PsychoChomp, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 10:32, Reply)
sounds like tricky's mrs

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 10:33, Reply)
RELOAD!

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 10:41, Reply)
you are one dull cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 10:32, Reply)
SOMEONE NAMED ISABELLE IS APPLYING FOR LOANS USING MY HOME ADDRESS

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 10:32, Reply)
is she hot?

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 10:39, Reply)
Almost certainly

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 10:39, Reply)
WINNING!

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 10:40, Reply)
I'd be much more interesting if I had a twin.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 10:34, Reply)
not much, no.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 10:39, Reply)
or it might be that one thing the twin does oppositely, like using opposing hands
and your twin is super interesting
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 10:40, Reply)
oh man
That News 24 sports presenter is on. She looks like a young Fiona Bruce.

Sorry tangles, I love her now.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 10:37, Reply)
What's her name?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 10:43, Reply)
frank bough

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 10:43, Reply)
Isabelle?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 10:47, Reply)
I heard she had recently bought a new car on credit.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 10:48, Reply)
Man, how am I supposed to get a BHS store card now?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 10:49, Reply)
Set your sites lower
go to Primark
(Bazongaloid, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 10:53, Reply)
sights

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 10:54, Reply)
sytez

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 10:55, Reply)
cites

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 10:55, Reply)
Kites
/Simon Dupree
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 10:56, Reply)
not sure
The tv in the breakout area is too quiet to hear.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 10:47, Reply)
You need a carpenter mate not an Internet forum
I didn't dream last night and i own a pair of slippers that cost £1 from ikea.

Does this answer everything?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 10:39, Reply)
yes.
Thanks Nakers. Let me know the next time you're up so I can try and get the afternoon off.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 10:41, Reply)
Not sure at the moment, will gaz you as and when I do

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 11:09, Reply)
I spend most of my day answering phones as part of my job.
I get a lot of calls from mouth-breathers and people who think it's acceptable to eat down the phone at me. Both of these things make me want to kill.

What should I do? Try to suck it up and end up on a murderous rampage or just go on the murderous rampage right now and get it over with?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 10:45, Reply)
Just fix it IT monkey.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 10:48, Reply)
our IT company is run by a ginger prick
we tell him as such frequently and he accuses joe of sleeping with prostitutes, we have a laugh
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 10:55, Reply)
eat down the phone back at them

(Bazongaloid, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 10:50, Reply)
Open-mouthed.
I have something crunchy for lunch today, too. I shall make sure to smack my lips a lot as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 10:51, Reply)
Like a lepers cock

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 11:10, Reply)
Best suck it up
If you try for a murderous rampage you'll only get as far as the first mouth-breather before surrendering and then helping them eat over the phone at one of your colleagues while trying to have their babies.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 10:51, Reply)
What did he shout?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 10:48, Reply)
Something about heathrow I think.
Can't really remember.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 10:50, Reply)
Maybe Boris was running late for his holidays.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 10:52, Reply)
Probably something along the lines of "You total fucking cunt, your alternate plan for Heathrow expansion is never going to work"

(Bazongaloid, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 10:52, Reply)
Apparently it will only work if they shut heathrow
so the 3000 jobs they'll make in Boris Island will be lost in heathrow, so who gives a shit?
(PsychoChomp, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 10:54, Reply)
They are both stupid plans
as are the protests about their not being any money. Infrastructure investment is what a government does, no private company can afford to build an airport from scratch which is what is reuqired.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 10:59, Reply)
If only you had been in Chompy's dream to point this out to them.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 11:00, Reply)
I was too busy being in his girlfriends dream

(Bazongaloid, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 11:08, Reply)
I'd vote for Boris Island over Heathrow if both were being planned from scratch

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 11:12, Reply)
Yes ape, but that's because you're a compelte retard and are unable to grasp that just because someone shows you two different ideas for something
it doesn't mean that they are the only two possible options in the world and that either of them are ideal.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 11:15, Reply)
Well quite, but those are the current options n'est pas? And what the question was about
It didn't ask posters to submit their own fully formed hub airport proposals did it you pedantic cabbage fucker
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 11:20, Reply)
Well yeah, but they're not are they.
The point is will the sale of a fuckton of west london land for development and the increased capacity be worth making an entire island in the Thames estuary with 4 runways on it.

There's also that ship full of explosives that has been sitting there since world war 2 that they have to get rid of.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 11:17, Reply)
Well I don't want more planes over my house that's for sure plus added traffic etc
Aside from that I couldn't give a shit about birds or explosive ships
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 11:22, Reply)
And the fact that it's an environmental disaster waiting to happen
And, it's probably one of the few places around the south east which would actually be less accessible than the existing airport, unless they want build even more crossings Dartford to ease the massive traffic jams that would immediately be caused.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 11:23, Reply)
They could build the airport on top of Slough
The residents would barely notice the difference.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 11:30, Reply)
Fucking hell look at these two:
www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-19630110
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 11:18, Reply)
Blimey, they must've picked the wrong grail

(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 11:23, Reply)
I don't want to see pictures of your ballbag boyce

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 11:24, Reply)
Hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 11:28, Reply)
How high are they though?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 11:25, Reply)
Well this is good.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 11:43, Reply)
Start a new one someone pls x

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 11:44, Reply)
Or is there one and I'm 2.0ed out of it?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 11:46, Reply)
There are 4

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 11:46, Reply)
:o(

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 11:47, Reply)

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