*sigh* Ok, let's go through this one more time
I will NOT answer any questions regarding my personal life, or my brushes with the law. NEXT.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 13:03, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

ANSWER THE QUESTION
please
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 13:03, Reply)

My mate farted really loudly in front of a copper once
And the copper either didn't notice (impossible...it sounded like the world was coming to an end) or he was being polite. I ended up walking away because I was laughing so much.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 13:06, Reply)

Thank you

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 13:06, Reply)

Is farting a criminal offence?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 13:06, Reply)

No, I don't think so

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 13:08, Reply)

Some of mine HAVE to be illegal

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 13:09, Reply)

I must admit, I've witnessed* some that Amnesty International would investigate
*performed
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 13:10, Reply)

lols

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 13:11, Reply)

www.metro.co.uk/weird/323959-driver-arrested-after-farting-on-police-officer
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 20 Sep 2012, 13:31, Reply)