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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I DJd at a house party once where I took loldrugs
I was playing breaks, and the dudes each side of me were playing hard house. Just fucking weird. Some people liked my style.

Vestax decks though, really offputting.

As you well know, I am both wanker and prick.
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 8:25, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
sounds pretty mental alright.
must have been a pretty big house mind.
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 8:27, Reply)
when I said each side
I meant chronologically not physically.

You lolcunt
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 8:28, Reply)
not my fault you can't even tell a shit story properly.
was there any hot chicks there?
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 8:31, Reply)
loads.
Chicks dig DJs, true story.
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 8:33, Reply)
oh yeah
It was at that party that I got a can of beer stuck on the ring through my septum.
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 8:35, Reply)
what is this I don't even.

(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 8:38, Reply)
Serves you right you Metal Mickey look-at-me Brittas wanker.

(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 8:41, Reply)
I took the septum ring out years ago.
I still have piercings in my eyebrow, both ears, one nipple and my belly button.
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 8:46, Reply)
Bit old for all that, aren't you?

(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 8:52, Reply)
I don't get chicks these days monty, why the fuck does she want a nipple pierced?

(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 8:53, Reply)
I know man!
I mean, really!
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 8:56, Reply)
nah.
I can still pass for 28.
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 8:55, Reply)
you're over 30?

(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 9:07, Reply)
32

(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 9:29, Reply)
I've never heard of a man with a belly button piercing before :S

(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 9:17, Reply)
it's a misplaced vajazzle

(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 9:20, Reply)
You have ALL the anecdotes, Mistah Bri'ass.

(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 8:28, Reply)
one time I was DJing
And I was hammering out a bleepy house track at plus six, loads of smoke on the go, and a bouncer got my attention. We'd triggered the smoke alarms and nobody had noticed, so enraptured were they by my tech breaks sound.

I get fucking nervous when I DJ and it's going well, never enjoy it until about two thirds of the way through.
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 8:32, Reply)
Same here.
In all my years of playing out I've never enjoyed the first half of my set. BECAUSE I HAVE SHIT RECORDS LOL.
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 8:34, Reply)
what's your loo break record?

(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 8:35, Reply)
I have a few
Big Apple Productions 'Genius at Work III'
Major Force 'Re-Return of the Original Artform'
Urban Allstars 'It Began In Africa'
Your bum-chum DJ Shadow's 'Lesson 4'
Double D and Steinski's 'Lessons'
James Brown 'Give it Up, Turn it Loose', the re-edit on Urban Records

Usually I just shit meself though.


I'm giving away the names of my secret weapon B-Boy cut-up selection here. I should fucking charge you for these.
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 8:40, Reply)
I have the Major Force box set on Mo Wax
My loo break record is a remix of Dirty Waltzer by Soul of Man. It's pretty long and has sirens in it. Drop that, unplug headphones, dash to loo, headphones mean you get to queue jump, have a tinkle, mix in the next bomb. Job done.

Ever used Vestax decks? Great for scratching.
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 8:45, Reply)
Probably.

(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 8:48, Reply)
I'll be dropping the Cut Chemist remix of Cavern next time I play out.

(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 8:48, Reply)
you don't enjoy playing your free form jazz records in a real ale pub?
I'll never get you monty.
(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 8:37, Reply)
I am nothing if not enigmatic.

(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 8:40, Reply)
LETS HUGGLE!!!!

(, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 8:45, Reply)

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