My little boy has a t-shirt with the lyrics to Friday I'm In Love on it
So that I guess
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 11:55, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Is he a big fan of The Cure?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 11:56, Reply)

No

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 11:57, Reply)

Shame.
I really like them, I was hoping me and him could be friends
(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 11:58, Reply)

He's not really looking for new friends right now
but I'm sure he'll appreciate the sentiment
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 12:01, Reply)

Okay, well, ask him to keep my cv on file and if any openings come up, get him to give me a call.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 12:02, Reply)

You'll be the first to know

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 12:04, Reply)

Is he only accepting applications from Cure fans?
I mean, a couple of their songs are alright, but I wouldn't really class myself as a fan.
But I do feel that I could offer a lot more, as a friend, than Al could.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 12:07, Reply)

When a new position becomes available, all applications submitted through the proper channels will be considered

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 12:08, Reply)

What about people who think that The Cure are, with the exception of 'A Forest',
utter fucking bollocks and are for girls who want to be 'a bit goth' but can't cope with Alien Sex Fiend or whoever?

What about me, ah, I mean, them?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 12:10, Reply)

They are, without exception, seinle old bellends with barely functional drenis'

(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 12:11, Reply)

^^ and this ^^

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 12:12, Reply)

^^ this ^^

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 12:13, Reply)

Is he gay?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 11:57, Reply)

He's 6, I don't think he's anything

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 11:57, Reply)

Definitely gay.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 11:58, Reply)

Hey, why all the hostility?
Just joining in man, be cool man
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 12:00, Reply)

Not hostile, man.
Just a joke! Did you not expect a reaction?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 12:01, Reply)

Look, we seem to be misunderstanding each other, let's start again
Hey!
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 12:03, Reply)

hey two hats, how's your gay son?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 12:25, Reply)

I'm getting a 'reaction' just thinking about his gay son.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 12:03, Reply)

Don't know about you but my gaydar's going off like a fucking klaxon here.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 12:01, Reply)

OI!
What's going on? Don't these people realise who I am?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 12:01, Reply)

I think maybe one of your hats has slipped and they forgot who you are.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 12:02, Reply)

*straightens*
There we are.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 12:03, Reply)

Hey, guys!!!
Two Hats has turned up!!!!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 12:04, Reply)

MODS!

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 12:05, Reply)

B3TH!!!!

(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 12:06, Reply)