My dancing win is fucking extraordinary.
I once performed the 'uprock' dance in front of 3000 people at Brixton Academy, whilst Kool DJ Herc and Grand Wizard Theodore were playing.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 12:41, 4 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Fucking show off

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 12:42, Reply)

I only went to the gig to see some mates (it was a Chemical Bros show)
and got a bit carried away.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 12:43, Reply)

Nothing to do with alcohol or drugs then?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 12:44, Reply)

Absolutely and 100% completely to do with alcohol and drugs.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 12:44, Reply)

Well thats ok then

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 12:45, Reply)

Sounds to me
like you went LARP'ing.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 12:45, Reply)

Up yours, brah.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 12:56, Reply)

What is teh uprock dance?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 12:45, Reply)

You mine pushing a big rock up a hill.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 12:46, Reply)

This
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkY-vWvbLNo
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 12:49, Reply)

How did hip hop go from being like that, which is even more homoerotic than judas priest
to being so bigotted and shit?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 12:51, Reply)

it's not all bigoted though.
True, there are plenty of bad apples in the barrel, but also lots of great stuff, just like any other genre.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 12:53, Reply)

I'm sorry but I refuse to believe there is 'lots of great stuff' in the 'sadcore' genre.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 13:05, Reply)

Low, Codeine and Slint
SO THERE.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 13:06, Reply)

I met Chris Brokaw last year
He was a nice bloke.
This should really go in qotw.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 13:13, Reply)

I met Chris Brokaw last year QOTW how would that work?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 13:18, Reply)

Prick
www.b3ta.com/questions/claimstofame2/
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 13:22, Reply)

+ IS A LIST OF SHIT SADCORE CUNTS

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 13:15, Reply)

It's 50 times more multicultural than 'heavy metal'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 12:55, Reply)

*citation needed

(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 12:56, Reply)

I can only think of Living Color and I suppose at a push Body Count.
You know that 'black metal' is all white chaps, right?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 12:59, Reply)

It's hard to tell under all that corpse paint.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 13:00, Reply)

Maybe they're just trying to be like Baron Samedi from Live and Let Die.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 13:01, Reply)

Who isn't?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 13:03, Reply)

I know I sure as hell am!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 13:03, Reply)

I now have Baron Saturday in my head.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 13:03, Reply)

I really am not over-keen on that album and they're one of my favourite bands of all time.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 13:04, Reply)

I still really need Emotions on vinyl.
I really like SF Sorrow, but I think Get the Picture is probably my favourite.
You're all about the 45s though, aren't you?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 13:06, Reply)

I am indeed.
I can't afford originals, but this is essential:

eil.com/shop/moreinfo.asp?catalogid=376384
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 13:15, Reply)

There are some of those on the CD version of SF Sorrow that I have
And a couple on one of the Rubble LPs
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 13:21, Reply)

I wasn't actually being terribly serious
but as a rebuttal that's a bit ridiculous, I can't think of many white musicians coming out of the gospel church genre, or playing whatever genre of music you would class Ladysmith Black Mambazo as, that doesn't make those genres bigoted.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 13:17, Reply)

'Nig-nog WOMAD shit', I think it's called.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 13:20, Reply)

Even I don't listen to that bollocks.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 13:22, Reply)

I put it to you that you in fact do.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 13:25, Reply)

I have just discovered an instrument that I'm sure you will love the name of.
Called a doussn'gouni
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 13:26, Reply)

By 'discovered' you mean 'bought, the guys in my drum circle are gonna FLIP!!!'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 13:28, Reply)

Mbekeni and the other guys will fucking love it.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 13:30, Reply)

Rock n Roll by Mos Def covers this extremely well.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 12:58, Reply)

Rock and Roll by Led Zeppelin doesn't.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 13:20, Reply)

It covers it about as well as Mos Def

(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 13:20, Reply)

It's a non-floor aspect of breaking.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 12:51, Reply)

You mean the bit that looks like a spastic attempting capoeira?

( Kroney, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 12:52, Reply)

I couldn't say.
I've never actually seen you attempting capoeira
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 12:54, Reply)

It ain't pretty

( Kroney, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 12:55, Reply)

I'm not sure which one of the three people mentioned in this post
sounds like the biggest gaylord.
( Kroney, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 12:46, Reply)

Monty.
People had paid to see the others.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 12:50, Reply)