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: Officially I’m at home sat over bits of A-0 sized paper with a scale rule. Truth be told I’m drinking beer I’ve just been watching “Soul Train” on you tube forgot all about the line, what was your dancing win/fail?
Alt: Lucky items, do you have one or a superstitious ritual you go through?
Alt/alt: What would be the best EVAH dinner party crowd?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 12:35,
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are you going lie on it the draw around yourself with a felt tip then label all the anatomical parts you've learnt?like lungs, elbows, hair, hooves etc
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 12:37,
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Where would the scale rule come into it?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 12:39,
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Micro rule(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 12:41,
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do you have terrible full body eczema?(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 12:42,
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I have a plan(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 12:43,
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What even sporty?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 12:41,
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You're a bad bad man Stunned(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 12:45,
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and then you jump over them in a monster truck before serving prawn cocktail(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 12:44,
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My dancing win is fucking extraordinary.I once performed the 'uprock' dance in front of 3000 people at Brixton Academy, whilst Kool DJ Herc and Grand Wizard Theodore were playing.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 12:41,
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Fucking show off(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 12:42,
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I only went to the gig to see some mates (it was a Chemical Bros show)and got a bit carried away.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 12:43,
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Nothing to do with alcohol or drugs then?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 12:44,
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Absolutely and 100% completely to do with alcohol and drugs.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 12:44,
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Well thats ok then(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 12:45,
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Thiswww.youtube.com/watch?v=xkY-vWvbLNo
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 12:49,
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How did hip hop go from being like that, which is even more homoerotic than judas priestto being so bigotted and shit?
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it's not all bigoted though.True, there are plenty of bad apples in the barrel, but also lots of great stuff, just like any other genre.
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I'm sorry but I refuse to believe there is 'lots of great stuff' in the 'sadcore' genre.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 13:05,
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I met Chris Brokaw last yearHe was a nice bloke.
This should really go in qotw.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 13:13,
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I met Chris Brokaw last year QOTW how would that work?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 13:18,
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Prickwww.b3ta.com/questions/claimstofame2/
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 13:22,
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+ IS A LIST OF SHIT SADCORE CUNTS(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 13:15,
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It's 50 times more multicultural than 'heavy metal'(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 12:55,
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I can only think of Living Color and I suppose at a push Body Count.You know that 'black metal' is all white chaps, right?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 12:59,
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It's hard to tell under all that corpse paint.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 13:00,
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Maybe they're just trying to be like Baron Samedi from Live and Let Die.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 13:01,
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I now have Baron Saturday in my head.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 13:03,
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I really am not over-keen on that album and they're one of my favourite bands of all time.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 13:04,
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I still really need Emotions on vinyl.I really like SF Sorrow, but I think Get the Picture is probably my favourite.
You're all about the 45s though, aren't you?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 13:06,
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I am indeed.I can't afford originals, but this is essential:
eil.com/shop/moreinfo.asp?catalogid=376384
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 13:15,
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There are some of those on the CD version of SF Sorrow that I haveAnd a couple on one of the Rubble LPs
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 13:21,
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I wasn't actually being terribly seriousbut as a rebuttal that's a bit ridiculous, I can't think of many white musicians coming out of the gospel church genre, or playing whatever genre of music you would class Ladysmith Black Mambazo as, that doesn't make those genres bigoted.
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'Nig-nog WOMAD shit', I think it's called.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 13:20,
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Even I don't listen to that bollocks.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 13:22,
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I put it to you that you in fact do.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 13:25,
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I have just discovered an instrument that I'm sure you will love the name of.Called a doussn'gouni
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 13:26,
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By 'discovered' you mean 'bought, the guys in my drum circle are gonna FLIP!!!'(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 13:28,
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Mbekeni and the other guys will fucking love it.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 13:30,
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Rock and Roll by Led Zeppelin doesn't.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 13:20,
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It's a non-floor aspect of breaking.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 12:51,
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You mean the bit that looks like a spastic attempting capoeira?(
Kroney, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 12:52,
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I couldn't say.I've never actually seen you attempting capoeira
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 12:54,
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I'm not sure which one of the three people mentioned in this postsounds like the biggest gaylord.
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Kroney, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 12:46,
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If I lived in London, I'd probably go here:www.jukeboxjam.org/category/dates/
This has nothing to do with any of the questions.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 12:44,
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best dance storyIs pilling my tits off and chatting to Nick Warren in the Mint Club. He's a very nice man, not a typical DJ prick at all. Ditto Andrew Weatherall, a lovely bloke.
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Did he compliment you on your attire?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 12:47,
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nah, we discussed James Lavelle not mixing his compilations and him being signed to GU being a mistake.Lovely guy, great taste though. But totally unsuited to club DJing.
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Weatherall is fucking A1.Last time I was with him we drank Laphroaig and talked about Cliff Richard.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 12:53,
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he's been at the top of his game for over 20 years nowEverything he does is great, have you heard the recent Two Lone Swordsmen stuff? It's post punk, you'd like it. I saw Radioactive Man last time I went to fabric and he was fucking tremendous. Live electro in Room 2.
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Coincidentally, the last time I was with Cliff Richard we drank tea and talked about Andrew Weatherall.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 12:59,
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In between sweaty bouts of bumlove.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 13:00,
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Whilst locked up in a trunk(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 13:01,
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YeeeeaaaaAAAAAAhhhhhHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 13:08,
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*squints*Mein Gott! It's only fucking Teea Aychchche off the computers!!
I never thought I'd see the day!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 13:18,
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No crashing into tall buildings(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 13:21,
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STOP FREAKING MY NUT OUT!!(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 13:23,
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Oh Em Gee!An aeroplane with two hats! Have you ever seen the like?
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Reloads the 50 Cals(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 13:25,
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2 × .50 cal Browning M2 machine guns, with 250 rpg in the inner bays. With of the relocation of the Hispano to the outer gun bay the blisters covering the feed motors were moved outboard on the gun bay doors.[2]en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Supermarine_Spitfire_(Griffon_powered_variants)
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 13:31,
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Are you sure you didn't mean 50 cans of low sugar fizzy pop?(
Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 13:35,
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I'd keep that to yourself mate.You don't want that EmVee fellow thinking your some kind of 'Transformer' and attempting to have sex with you.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 13:22,
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I keep meaning to have a look at this website of hisI could use a lol
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Kroney, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 13:23,
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Where is that Rory chap?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 13:27,
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Dancing is for queers and black folkAlt: no, don't be so fucking stupid
AltAlt: I'd just have bobby, some candles and hog roast
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 13:21,
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Bit harsh NakersBobby candle and a spit roast you mean
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 13:24,
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I'm happy eating with pretty much anyone, as long as we can all talk to each otherAlthough I don't like too much noise when I eat. It tends to give me indigestion.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 13:22,
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Dinner party:Kenneth Williams, Ronnie Corbett, Hitler, Arnold from Diff'rent Strokes, Herve Villechaise, Keith Moon, Rasputin, Little Richard, A Vagabond, Oswald Moseley.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 13:32,
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you need Churchill and Chaplin to make that almost perfect(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 13:33,
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But I don't have enough plates!(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 13:34,
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Bloody greeks Coming over here smashing our plates
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 13:40,
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Oh and Oliver Reed, he'd be good.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 13:41,
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Fuck didnt see you put Reed there you beat me to him(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 13:54,
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As long as you avoided politicsThat group would probably be very interesting company
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 13:34,
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Apart from Vag - my 'wild card joker in the pack ace in the hole'(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 13:35,
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What about......Richard Burton, Brian Blessed & Oliver Reed How long would the beer last?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 13:48,
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Hiter can have cake, and like it(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 13:55,
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I danced blues the other week with a very sexy guy, that counts as a win.Alt: I'm not telling.
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My pal 'Aroe' once tried to do a headspin at my house.He broke his neck. That was extremely LOL.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 13:47,
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Nothing to do with alcohol or drugs then?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 13:49,
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Absolutely 100% to do with both.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 13:50,
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Spinderelabest one out of salt and pepper
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 13:53,
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She's not a fella, fact fans.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 13:57,
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Ella ella under my .......................................(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 13:58,
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Yup. Ambulance, protracted hospital stay, the lot.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 13:52,
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Oh aye.See link below: he spends half his life sneaking about in train yards to this day, the silly cunt.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 13:58,
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It was this chap:www.rollingstone.com/music/pictures/street-tributes-to-mca-20120523/aroes-plane-0406413
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 13:56,
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Sting was busy that night(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 13:56,
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