I had the shit scared out of me today driving on the M40, a HGV’s tire blew right after I over taken him. The noise was like a bomb going off.
When was you’re last scary moment?

Alt1: I went home and had a coffee with brandy into to settle my nerves. Is it wrong to put alcohol in hot drinks? For or against? What should you put in a hot drink at times of stress?

Alt2: my ciabata bread chicken BBQ cheese melt was nommy what have you created to soak up fear and alcohol lately?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 18:42, 84 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I had similar the other week on the M62
except it was a caravan behind a Transit which blew out. Mainly cos the fucking prick was towing it at over 80mph. Thing was he never even noticed till I chased him down flashing my lights at him- he was bloody lucky the thing didn't flip and disintegrate.
alt: I see no problem with this, as long as it's not the good stuff.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 18:55, Reply)

It was a good coffee though

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 18:59, Reply)

I meant the brandy, really.
liqueur coffee is v.nice
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 19:02, Reply)

Brandy for coffee
Whiskey for tea I was always told? amirite?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 19:07, Reply)

Don't think it matters
Have been in moderately posh restaurants where you could get any liqueur in your coffee, depends what you like.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 19:10, Reply)

Moderately posh is like going to harry ramsden's for fish and chips
It's wrong no matter what we think!
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 19:13, Reply)

I don't remember the last time I had the fears.
It must be terrible being such a delicate nancy.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 19:12, Reply)

PUSSY

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 19:13, Reply)

I definitely don't want *that* in my coffee

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 19:23, Reply)

Hairball?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 19:24, Reply)

Like a load of watch-springs
cheaper than dental floss, though.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 19:26, Reply)

Like going down on jeffthedogfucker

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 19:30, Reply)

I'm not the one who widdled on the velour of his Austin Allegro because a tyre went 'pop'.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 19:35, Reply)

Frangelico is awesome in coffee
gin and iced tea is also surprisingly good.
(berk, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 19:14, Reply)

Gin ewwwwww
me and white spirits don't really agree
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 19:16, Reply)

Are you baking a cake this week berk?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 19:29, Reply)

Probably, it's like some kind of compulsion with berk.
Wotcha.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 24 Sep 2012, 19:30, Reply)

Alright DG.
All being well, I'll be off to the pub shortly.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 19:31, Reply)

I ain't going anywhere this evening; it's fucking pissing down.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 24 Sep 2012, 19:35, Reply)

Ask how many candles it should have for our Jeffer's

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 19:31, Reply)

38 ;-(

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 19:33, Reply)

I ment Mentally aged candles

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 19:33, Reply)

7

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 19:34, Reply)

SHOW OFF

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 19:35, Reply)

NO, HANDLES FOR FORKS!!!!!

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 19:39, Reply)

Four Coffs

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 19:42, Reply)

I do hope you mean that in the nicest possible way :(

(berk, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 20:04, Reply)

Oh, hell yeah.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 24 Sep 2012, 20:08, Reply)

aight wankas?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 19:34, Reply)

Evening PD how's you?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 19:35, Reply)

Hungry

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 19:37, Reply)

you need my Nommy cheese BBQ melt as discribed above

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 19:38, Reply)

I'm vegesexual.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 19:40, Reply)

you don't eat meat?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 19:41, Reply)

Gayness.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 24 Sep 2012, 19:43, Reply)

No meat, fish or poultry.
Dairy and eggs are fine though.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 19:44, Reply)

Terence trent d'erb yLOLZ

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 19:45, Reply)

Is your flidlexia getting worse?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 19:46, Reply)

Is it OMG the wASPS

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 19:51, Reply)

In that case I suggest a pair of warm buns

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 19:43, Reply)

+ hot buttered

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 19:44, Reply)

Also: people who put booze in hot drinks other than a hot toddy should be boiled in their own piss and bile.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 19:35, Reply)

Ouch

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 19:36, Reply)

Ooh Shambles you terrible bully

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 19:37, Reply)

Aint he though

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 19:40, Reply)

It's for their own good.
Fucking liqueur coffees.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 19:42, Reply)

Thats it i'm gonna flounce
for EVAH you horrid person
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 19:43, Reply)

YES!
/ac
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 19:45, Reply)

RACIST

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 19:44, Reply)

REWEASLE RWODERICK

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 19:45, Reply)

Liqueur coffees are indeed totally Jackie Trent
Why not have a coffee with a whisky on the side?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 19:45, Reply)

whiskey for tea DERRRRRRRRR

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 19:48, Reply)

I bet if we warmed up a bath of your piss with you in it you'd be too dim to realise until you boiled to death.
Can we try?
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 19:51, Reply)

Lets take fluids on board and try

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 19:53, Reply)

Let's not pretend we're interested in your opinion and just kill you with hot piss.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 19:55, Reply)

Please stream this live on the internet.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 19:55, Reply)

STREAM IT
Feck you beat me to that ine
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 19:56, Reply)

Piss off.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 19:59, Reply)

More likely to work with Kroney

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 19:53, Reply)

It's lonely being Kroney

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 19:55, Reply)

No

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 19:52, Reply)

not even hot ribena and advocaat?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 23:00, Reply)

first day teaching....
oh fucking kill me now.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 19:45, Reply)

That good, eh?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 24 Sep 2012, 19:45, Reply)

Just my first encounter with a school in a povvo area. Quite different from the quentins and smythe smythes i've been used to. Forgive grammar, too tired to care.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 20:02, Reply)

Do it yourself, you lazy shit.
Also: webcam.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 19:46, Reply)

Hello thundercuntatalltime's
missed you
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 19:47, Reply)

Good evening flidbuckets.
Weston is under water, my insides are at gonz levels of protest, and my bank statement just swore at me.
How can today get worse?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 24 Sep 2012, 21:00, Reply)

This thread, for starters.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 21:06, Reply)

Yeah, it's shit.
Where is everybody?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 24 Sep 2012, 21:09, Reply)

I just got here
it's a bit dull, isn't it? I should have saved my CavyPanzerSlippersForMonty for this thread.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 21:12, Reply)

You broke /OT

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 24 Sep 2012, 21:19, Reply)

Bored to death?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 21:20, Reply)

It wouldn't surprise me.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 24 Sep 2012, 21:21, Reply)

Fucking hell is Tangles still doing that passive aggressive thing?
Tangles grow up
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 21:43, Reply)

FFS
I almost got sideswiped by a Maserati today as I was going through a roundabout.

Why the fuck did you Brits have to introduce the roundabout to the UAE? I now have to battle Emiratis who are trying to re-enact their favorite moments from "Fast and Furious" while going about five km out of my way just to get back to my flat from the petrol station!
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Mon 24 Sep 2012, 22:46, Reply)

Some thing about Miss Daisy driving?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 24 Sep 2012, 22:50, Reply)