My hangover is getting worse, despite coffee, tea and one of those bacon and cheese pastry things

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:35, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Try a Rustlers Microwave Cheese Burger

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:38, Reply)

HA!
mine is gone pretty much gone, apart from the desire for greasy food.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:38, Reply)

It's the smoking that's killed me
fucking Pall Mall fags, ugh.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:39, Reply)

Some cunt last night had Clove Tobacco.
What a cunt.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:42, Reply)

wtf is that?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:42, Reply)

Tobacco with cloves in it you dimwit.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:43, Reply)

indian tobacco that's chock full of cloves.
stinks to high heaven and back.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:43, Reply)

You're making this up.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:42, Reply)

Nope,
his name was Andris.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:43, Reply)

fucking Oxford student pricks

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:44, Reply)

He was in his 30's,

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:45, Reply)

fucking Oxford prick

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:46, Reply)

yes.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:46, Reply)

I don't think 'Andris' and I will become friends.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:47, Reply)

Oh, I don't know.
He sounds exactly like one of your cardigan wearing Shoreditch lot.
( Kroney, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:48, Reply)

he was a goth,
he had a period shirt and waistcoat, teamed with some New Rock boots. I really wanted him to fuck off, but he was one of ladypigs work mates friends, and i was on my best behavious in front of all the posh publishers.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:50, Reply)

They're not 'mine' you French prick.
I was here first.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:53, Reply)

If I see you wearing glasses on Saturday
I shall be poking them to see if they contain lenses, you hipster fuck, with your ironic beard and obscure band tshirts.
( Kroney, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:56, Reply)

Just you like to wank off to Johnny Hallyday

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:58, Reply)

You're going to wet yourself on Saturday.
The railings opposite the pub we're going to have a good 30 fixies locked to them by 9pm.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:57, Reply)

The thing about those is that you can't even modify them
to ensure their owner has an "accident" as they're already the most dangerous mode of transport available, outside of riding velociraptors.
( Kroney, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:59, Reply)

most aren't true fixies, but have a flip flop hub allowing freewheeling and brakes

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:01, Reply)

a lad got hit by a car outside my pub,
it was his first day riding his new fixie. He broke his nose and his arm.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:02, Reply)

heh heh

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:04, Reply)

Cyclists are fucking mental in Oxford.
They cut me up! I'm in a one ton lump of metal that's at the mercy of some pretty unforgiving physics and they fucking cut *me* up.
( Kroney, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:04, Reply)

They are absolute loons,
i cycle in oxford a lot, as to be fair, it is the easiest way to get around this town as the roads are all shit, and the one way system, but i'm careful. Some of those guys are fucking looney.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:06, Reply)

In fairness you were in a 2CV and wearing a beret at the time.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:07, Reply)

May I just say as a cyclist....
I fucking hate fixies and he had it coming.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:16, Reply)

i've never ridden one,
how hard are they to stop? I imagine at speed, they would be almost impossible to stop quickly without locking the wheel, sliding and then die.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:17, Reply)

I've never ridden one either
what ever everyone says I'm not that much of a twat.

I understand the stopping process is more or less as you describe. the less suicidal ones have at least one proper break though and a lot of what is classed as a 'fixie' is actually just a single speed bike with a freewheel, usually still just the one brake though, which is retarded.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:24, Reply)

I might go buy a penny farthing.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:31, Reply)

I am genuinely surprised these have not made a comeback yet
they would be the ultimate fixie.

probablt because they are too hard to fake.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:41, Reply)

which reminds me:
bit.ly/QnBi6e
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:49, Reply)

I'd totally ride a velociraptor, by the way.

( Kroney, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:03, Reply)

Did I ever mention I have a tattoo of a velociraptor on my cock?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:16, Reply)

=/

( Kroney, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:17, Reply)

you know you want it frenchie.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 26 Sep 2012, 12:24, Reply)

Do you also smell of last nights drink and have uncontrollable shakes whilst praying to get to half five so you can hit the offy at a 'normal time' because you're definitely not an alcoholic
that's like battereds usual working day then
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:41, Reply)

no need, still got half a bottle of gin under my pillow

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:42, Reply)

this is the sort of stuff your wife tells her mum in secret

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:45, Reply)