Half term report card: Montgomery Mildred Boyce.
History: Claims to know about "dem olden dayz" but rarely checks his facts, has been warned about copying wikipedia verbatim.
Maths: Unable to grasp simple concepts of logical progression in any way.
English: His continual use of poor grammar is a cause for concern.
RE: Saying "god is a cunt" to visiting nuns was a low point for all concerned.
Science: Unable to light a bunsen burner without sniffing the gas first, has been referred to the nurse on more than one occasion.
Music: Mozart is not "well shit compared to boyzone."
PE: Runs like he has a serious medical condition, we think this is intentional.

General Behaviour: Inexplicably popular, possibly due to his penchant for bullying other children. Has been warned about his outbursts in class and his claims of having tourettes do not wash with me. Improvement in needed across all areas or there is genuine fear he may live out the rest of his days as a vagrant.

Signed,

Mark Morrisons Prison Shoes.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:21, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

hahahaha!!
*clicks until mouse button breaks*
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:22, Reply)

The clues were all there.
But no-one cared enough to look for them :o((((((((
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:23, Reply)

broken britain strikes again!

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:24, Reply)

Stop whining Mildred

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:24, Reply)

All that remains now is for you to be excluded from /ot
and sent to /talk where you can be raped and driven to suicide as God intended.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:02, Reply)