sue's flat chest

(quintsy, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:13, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

Quint, I'm compliling a companion to Quint Enders here and I'm trying to get the characters straight
Could you give me a quick sketch of the following people:

Louise

Kev

Joe

jackie

Irene

Thank you.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:28, Reply)

I've been following this for a while, let me try.
Louise - flat chest, annoying, works in accounts.
Kev - Kerrazy
Joe - Solid, reliable, dependable Joe. He's a good man, but his soft heart causes too many problems with all the waifs and strays he takes in.
Jackie - big tits, sadly no longer works there.
Irene - I think you made this one up.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:31, Reply)

louise - WRONG that's SUE, although sue's not annoying
kev - yeah
joe - yeah
jackie - yes, well done for keeping track
irene is our main accountant, comes in once a month and sorts out payroll
(quintsy, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:32, Reply)

I must have missed the episode which introduced Irene.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:34, Reply)

she's pretty rare, hardly makes any appearances as she's nondescript
she's no bother, taht irene
(quintsy, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:35, Reply)

who wa the one you were in love with? sasha?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:37, Reply)

sasha was lovely
she 'liked' my most recent facebook status, pretty sure she wants cock
(quintsy, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:43, Reply)

What was the status?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:45, Reply)

^^ Stalker

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:46, Reply)

"my girlfriend's tit appointment jsut came through"

(quintsy, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:57, Reply)

potenshul threeway right there

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 26 Sep 2012, 15:16, Reply)

a sketch? you actually want me to draw them? i'm happy to describe
Louise - blonde hair, thick rimmed specs, looks downsy.

Kev - 5' 6", bald, bit like phil collins

joe - tall, looks like the one with the mullet from black lace

jackie - she's gone, very small, very petite, face like the old lady from Benidorm, huge breasts

Irene - short blonde hair, very inconspicuous, doesn't look like or say much. think lady di but smaller and thinner
(quintsy, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:31, Reply)

What about Michelle?
Is she the flirty one?
I picture her as looking a bit like Tiff from Eastenders.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:35, Reply)

ooh, close
michelle is the flirty one, imagine kat from eastenders instead though
(quintsy, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:36, Reply)

There all lot's of wimmins at your place Q.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:37, Reply)

not really, they're all part time so they're hardly ever here
i'm well in love with tracey now though, she asked to use my 'special abilities' earlier and my heart skipped a beat
(quintsy, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:39, Reply)

*consults Quint Enders Companion*
Well, Now Malc is out of the way you stand a chance.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:42, Reply)

he's back

(quintsy, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:43, Reply)

Sadtimes

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:43, Reply)

Had a hard life, eh?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:37, Reply)

tough as old boots, but you still would

(quintsy, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:39, Reply)

Cheers Q
it's shaping up nicely, you need more strong male characters now Tricky and Malc are gone though.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:36, Reply)

Malc's back!

(quintsy, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:42, Reply)

He got sprung?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:43, Reply)

dunno the ins and outs, but they've let him out for the day

(quintsy, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:43, Reply)

time to fit him up good and propper so he goes daahn for good
make it look like he stole the christmas club money
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:44, Reply)