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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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so monty boyce is worse than nakers.that cunt iranian lad who's name I can't be arsed to google is worse than nakers.
What else is worse than nakers?
Alt: I'm going to see some musical theater tonight, what the fuck are you doing?
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:07,
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I don't know, MumpsHe's having a damned good go at lowering the bar still further.
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Kroney, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:10,
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it's a fair old barrel to scrape but bless him if he isn't giving it a damn good try.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:11,
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Musical theatre is definately worse than me(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:11,
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I dunno nakers, that's a bold claim(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:12,
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This:www.vivaforeverthemusical.com/default.asp
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:14,
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i didn't know this existed, I now have no hope for the future(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:15,
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It looks as though it might be worse than Nakers.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:18,
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fuck knows, it's the missus taking me along.be on a promise tho :D
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:15,
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It's GlasgowSo probably a group of people slightly drunker than Mumps and his missus singing in a park.
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Kroney, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:16,
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I changed the post. Now you look worse than Nakers.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:13,
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what about that nonce teacher stealing away a fugly to europe?(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:13,
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Better than Nakers. Way better.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:15,
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My ex wife is worse than nakers.which is why she's ex. if she had hardwood floors i'd still be with her.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:12,
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I am better than mostAnd definitely not worse than Nakers. Nakers is actually worse than the Star Wars prequels.
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I'd say there are several layers of bad between JarJar Binks and Nakers(
Kroney, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:14,
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UGH he's fucking worse than nakers.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:19,
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I enjoy using this phrase and hope to use it far more often in future.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:22,
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i liked him drinking red stripe and calling everyone raasclarts(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:17,
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Quint, I'm compliling a companion to Quint Enders here and I'm trying to get the characters straightCould you give me a quick sketch of the following people:
Louise
Kev
Joe
jackie
Irene
Thank you.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:28,
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I've been following this for a while, let me try.Louise - flat chest, annoying, works in accounts.
Kev - Kerrazy
Joe - Solid, reliable, dependable Joe. He's a good man, but his soft heart causes too many problems with all the waifs and strays he takes in.
Jackie - big tits, sadly no longer works there.
Irene - I think you made this one up.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:31,
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louise - WRONG that's SUE, although sue's not annoyingkev - yeah
joe - yeah
jackie - yes, well done for keeping track
irene is our main accountant, comes in once a month and sorts out payroll
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I must have missed the episode which introduced Irene.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:34,
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she's pretty rare, hardly makes any appearances as she's nondescriptshe's no bother, taht irene
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who wa the one you were in love with? sasha?(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:37,
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sasha was lovelyshe 'liked' my most recent facebook status, pretty sure she wants cock
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a sketch? you actually want me to draw them? i'm happy to describeLouise - blonde hair, thick rimmed specs, looks downsy.
Kev - 5' 6", bald, bit like phil collins
joe - tall, looks like the one with the mullet from black lace
jackie - she's gone, very small, very petite, face like the old lady from Benidorm, huge breasts
Irene - short blonde hair, very inconspicuous, doesn't look like or say much. think lady di but smaller and thinner
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What about Michelle?Is she the flirty one?
I picture her as looking a bit like Tiff from Eastenders.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:35,
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ooh, closemichelle is the flirty one, imagine kat from eastenders instead though
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There all lot's of wimmins at your place Q.(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:37,
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not really, they're all part time so they're hardly ever herei'm well in love with tracey now though, she asked to use my 'special abilities' earlier and my heart skipped a beat
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*consults Quint Enders Companion*Well, Now Malc is out of the way you stand a chance.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:42,
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Cheers Qit's shaping up nicely, you need more strong male characters now Tricky and Malc are gone though.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:36,
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time to fit him up good and propper so he goes daahn for goodmake it look like he stole the christmas club money
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:44,
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the singing kettle doesn't count as musical theatre mmppsmsps(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:16,
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OK I saw that you did in fact reply to my stapler post so the wedding is back on.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:17,
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only if I get to staple the ring on (
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:18,
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hey wait a minute what whoa?someone started stapler chat without me?
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keep up, ring binders are where it's at2 or 4 ring?
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:21,
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God where has this guy BEEN?I'm all about the lever arch, nigga.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:25,
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lever arch?fucking hell, you're worse than nakers!
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:27,
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oh man, we went to see that once.scared the shit out of my son.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:18,
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SPOUT, HANDLE, LID OF METAL, ARISE LORD GRAATH'LOR, LAY WASTE TO THE HEATHENS WITH YOUR SINGING KETTLE(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:19,
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Dead easy actuallyI basically used this 'un:
www.bbc.co.uk/food/recipes/chelsea_buns_95015
but tweaked a couple of bits. Decent enough to have with a coffee I'd say.
Although trust me on this; when you make them, imagine me standing over you shouting "THAT'S NOT ENOUGH FRUIT, MUMPS!". Then bung on some more fruit.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:27,
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I don't like the thought of you shouting at me :((
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:28,
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Think of it as fruit encouragement(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:29,
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How about if I whisper it with a husky timbre?Oh, and give yourself about 2 hours. Easy, but time consuming.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:30,
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I could quite happily eat a whole pot of frosted icing.That would be great, a big bowl full at the cinema with warm cinimon bun sticks to dip it in. I'd make it two dips, one chocolate and one frosted icing. And I'd have a fizzy slush puppy to go with that. I'd probably still use my fingers to scrap out the sides of frosting and chocolate.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:33,
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All the fun, none of the calories. I could go again and again
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:37,
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Dear God man, read that back to yourself and have a bit of an old think, will ya?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:37,
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It would be a fat mans equivilient to downing a bottle of vodka. (
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:38,
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:43,
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Yup ! My clothes all fit now !(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:50,
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I am not going to see muscial theatre tonight as, promise or no promise, I cannot in good faith watch a musical.(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:28,
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Al Jolson touched you in a bad way when you were young, didn't he?It's OK to cry.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:35,
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It sets my fucking teeth on edgeALL SHITE
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:52,
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Answer me this, you boffin wankers:Why is it, that if you put the milk in first when using a teabag, it never goes properly tea coloured, but with teapot tea it does?
EH?
*Seinfeld pic*
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:34,
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Milk in the cup at the same time as the teabag?FFS you are worse than Nakers.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:36,
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Well that's the point I don't do it because it doesn't 'work'.Fucking WOMAD worse than Nakers PRICK.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:37,
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I do prefer coffee but if I have too much I get palpitations so switch to tea in the afternoons.TRUE STORY
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:44,
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have decaflike a fucking girl.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:45,
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Eff that. It tastes like shit.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:46,
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Decaffeinated coffee? Musicals?I'm worried about you, Mmpso.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:47,
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fuck off, proper coffee here.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:48,
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Phew, I thought you were going soft on us there.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:49,
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I was trying to help out monty 'worse than nakers' boyce.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:50,
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as long as no one finds out you drink it from a tall glass mug with a little caramel biscotti you're sorted(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:51,
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I fucking hate you eely.and it's an amaretti biscuit.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:52,
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Now let's not get into the whole amaretti biscuits/wrongfoods-flavoured-with-almonds debate againSuffice to say that your tastebuds have been lying to you.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 15:03,
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biscotti and an espresso is greatas an aside I wan to kill people who say "expresso"
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 15:06,
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I wan to kill people who say wan(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 15:11,
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They're right gok-ends aren't they?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 15:13,
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It's like my nervous system has been ruined by stimulants or something.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:58,
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Water needs to be hot for teaMilk in first=colder water
This is also why you should warm a teapot first, etc.
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your milk has too much white powertry using less racist milk
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:51,
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*stamps feet*I WANT A MAGIC SHIRT TOO
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 15:11,
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yeah, monty already said.FFS you're worse than nakers.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 14:53,
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