It's best not to get in to the LOL-O-RAMA that is my family
I don't have a tree so much as a shrub. I'm the youngest of five, and thus far, the only one of those five who hasn't made an amusing balls-up of their life at some stage.

However since I'm the youngest it could easily still be in the post.

Alt - I do have vague recollections of anthropomorphising the weird looking window catch on the sash windows in my bedroom as a very small child. He was called Durdup and had a split personality; one evil one and one nice one. I was a strange child.
(berk, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 10:47, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

As the youngest of five I imagine you could pretty much do what the fuck you liked and no one would even bat an eyelid.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 10:50, Reply)

No, I gained three stepbrothers when my mum remarried
I was always the youngest, but of two rather than five until I was 17.
(berk, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 10:53, Reply)

The balls up is all part of the fun though.

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 27 Sep 2012, 10:53, Reply)

I'd just as soon as not
I'm also the only one who's gotten to the age that I am without either having a kid or mistakenly knocking someone highly unsuitable up. Apart from the brother that's a fuckwit and fortunately can't reproduce, anyway. But since he's with some dolescum bird who was a grandma at the age of 34 I'm putting him in the trollop pile with the others.
(berk, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 11:02, Reply)

I have a cousin who was a grandma at 34.
She was the apple of my granddad's eye, the silly old Scots bastard.

Technically, I became a step-grandma at 26, so I probably shouldn't mock.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 27 Sep 2012, 11:12, Reply)