hi bbz
I have two older sisters and a younger brother.

I am cleverer, better looking, funnier, way more attractive, much cooler and far more sophisticated than my brother. He naturally sees this as competition, but you're probably aware I'm pretty good at ego puncturing and general takedowns.

He also reposts sickipedia jokes on his facebook and tried to take the credit for them so I troll him mercilessly. Several of his friends have sent me fanmail as a result.

Let's face it, you'd hate to have me as your older brother.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 10:56, 4 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

That is great
have you posted any on failblog?
(highlandcoo, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 10:58, Reply)

naw
He's a massive Rangers fan and a great one was where he was cheering on Motherwell I think when they played Celtic. I asked him when he'd started supporting Motherwell and told him I had started supporting HMRC. I only support winners after all.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 11:02, Reply)

But which one of you is the most alternative?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 10:59, Reply)

me.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 11:02, Reply)

I'd hate to have you in the same gene pool
let alone the same family tree.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 27 Sep 2012, 11:01, Reply)

this right here, this should be sent to psychology students.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 11:03, Reply)