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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Let me break down the TRU SCIENCE for you.She's thinking 'that ageing Metal Mickey emospazz in the turquoise guyliner seems really unthreatening. I've never had a gay BFF before, I bet it's loads of fun swapping nail varnish tips and stuff. I wonder if he wants to go to a sadcore gig with me? I bet he writes poetry'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 14:33,
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first time a woman hasn't literally vomited in his face and he thinks it's flirting.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 14:34,
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The way she sighed with boredom and said 'that'll be £3.99 please' TOTES means he's WELL IN.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 14:44,
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that lip curl and slight shake of the head.fuck, she's probably ruined her pants.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 14:45,
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It'd be like opening a can of shook up Coke in there(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 14:46,
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I mean, a waitress smiling and being polite? at work?nah, she must be a total slut who wants it.
dozer: prick, lolcool, deejay, rapist.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 14:48,
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Perhaps she just wants a tip.Perhaps she fancies him.
More importantly, who the fuck cares?
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Kroney, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 14:51,
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