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Good news.
My evil ex will know if she has cervical cancer or not in a week or so. Despite my issues with the bitch I don't wish than on her.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 15:23,
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you can get that from fucking tramps, can't you?
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quintsy, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 15:24,
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It seems so.
Four year incubation period and then BAM. Minge-itus.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 15:25,
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That's probably why they do smear tests every three years.
I'd never thought about that before.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 28 Sep 2012, 15:26,
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You have to sign a form to say if you've fucked any tramps.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 15:28,
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I'll remember that.
I'm getting mine scraped soon. Sorry for teh mental image, folks.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 28 Sep 2012, 15:31,
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Puts you off ice lollies for ages
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 15:32,
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I always feel so sorry for the nurses when they have to do things like that.
It must be a terrible way to make a living.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 28 Sep 2012, 15:34,
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Just another day at the orifice.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 15:40,
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The docs that do those
are the only people in the world who can strip, wallpaper and paint a hall, stairs and landing from the outside, through the letterbox.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 15:33,
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i read that as scrapped
thought it was a funny way to describe a hysterectomy
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 15:35,
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Pfft, I wish!
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 28 Sep 2012, 15:36,
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*furtively ticks YES box*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 15:32,
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