i should be tax exempt
i would like that a lot.

i think a lot of television is overrated. especially reality shit. although one of my friends made me watch that "total wipeout" when we were in cornwall, and that was fucking funny. they are such idiots.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 14:24, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Alright chunky?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 14:26, Reply)

anyone would think you weren't trying desperately to slip me the tongue on saturday

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 14:27, Reply)

Why do you think I brought KY jelly for people?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 14:28, Reply)

monty

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 14:30, Reply)

He probably snorted it.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 14:31, Reply)

i did laugh a lot when rakky opened her handbag and it was full of lube
i don't think it was quite what the ex was expecting to see.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 14:38, Reply)

Stunned suggested I should have got her some fem fresh.
EDIT: why on earth did you bring him along? Why does he wear such a stupid hat?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 14:49, Reply)

ha, i'd never seen the hat before
something about his hair.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 14:50, Reply)

He is definitely gay.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 14:51, Reply)

I was looking forward to hearing what people thought of him.
I'm glad you didn't let me down, Battered.
( Kroney, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 14:52, Reply)

Worst still... he's a darkie.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 14:53, Reply)

dad? is that you?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 14:54, Reply)

in your fanny or was he standing on a barstool?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 14:31, Reply)

I wouldn't go anywhere near her manky vadge. I hear her fanny batter is like battery acid.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 14:35, Reply)

at least you don't expect to go in dry like most internet shut-ins

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 14:38, Reply)

I heard it's like used motor oil

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 14:39, Reply)

i think tv is overrated too, swipe
i can't think of anything i'd especially go out of my way to watch
(quintsy, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 14:27, Reply)

people with a sense of undeserved entitlement should be taxed highly.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 14:29, Reply)

define someone like this

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 14:32, Reply)

see above post from swipey^

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 14:34, Reply)

i think it would be good for teh economy
i could spend it on vital essentials like shoes and handbags.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 14:37, Reply)

Sounds like you've put a lot of thought in to the economy of this country,
and how you can best help your fellow man.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 1 Oct 2012, 14:38, Reply)

i am like this total samaritan
i mean, someone's got to keep those 5 year olds sewing their fingers bloody in sweatshops, right?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 14:39, Reply)

sure, why not.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 1 Oct 2012, 14:40, Reply)

and men to shit on your tits.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 14:38, Reply)

there's always time for that

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 14:39, Reply)