I wouldn't mind being a panda
then people would be all like 'go on, have sex. You know you want to.'

And everybody would love me and want to cuddle me. And I could eat twenty hours a day.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 1 Oct 2012, 15:44, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Did you hear about the drunk guy in china who tried to cuddle a panda?
He got killed, obviously.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 15:45, Reply)

He should have asked first.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 1 Oct 2012, 15:46, Reply)

They are notorious sticklers for manners

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 15:47, Reply)

bloody chinese

(quintsy, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 15:48, Reply)

why did the panda kill the man?
was he dressed as bamboo?
(quintsy, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 15:47, Reply)

I suspect - and I could be wrong - it's because they're large wild animals
with relationship issues.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 15:48, Reply)

Actually he didn't die, i was lying.
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/5364058.stm
That's such a stupid story.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 15:49, Reply)

see TLiC?
you dick
(quintsy, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 15:50, Reply)

Au contraire, mon ami
I think that conclusively demonstrates that Pandas have intimacy issues. Or are Norman Hunter in a furry suit.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 15:59, Reply)

Maybe pandas are autistic.
Has anyone ever thought of that?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 1 Oct 2012, 16:02, Reply)