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Bored of that now.If you were a wild animal which wild animal would you be?
I'll ask that question to contestant number 2.
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A bullas the sole purpose of my existence is to have sex with fat cows.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 15:39,
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I didbut there were only beautiful angels of femininity there.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 15:47,
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I did make a lot of effort with my make up.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 15:48,
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I heard the dusky blue accents on your beard were a wonder(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 15:49,
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Did monty ask you to lick a "stamp" for him as his mouth as dry?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 15:49,
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Oh, it was no stamp(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 15:57,
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I didn't go to the bash :((
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 16:32,
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I'd be a dogBecause I'm faithful, I'd cheer you up when you're sad, I'd bring you things and because I know you like it on all fours.
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I'd be a wildcatAnd if you pick me tonight, you'll find this is one pussy you can't tame!!!!!!!
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 15:39,
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this sounds like an actual answer from Blind Datewe have a lorra, lorra laffs
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You need to do a cheesy explanation if you want to win the weekend with me in Skegness.(, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 15:44, Reply)
He won't pick you anywayHe's got his mates in the audience to give him a signal if he's about to pick the fat bird by mistake.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 15:54,
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proper lol(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 1 Oct 2012, 15:56,
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if your mates were in the audience for that thoughi reckon they'd steer you to the fattest, ugliest one for a laugh
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I wouldn't mind being a pandathen people would be all like 'go on, have sex. You know you want to.'
And everybody would love me and want to cuddle me. And I could eat twenty hours a day.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 1 Oct 2012, 15:44,
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Did you hear about the drunk guy in china who tried to cuddle a panda?He got killed, obviously.
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I suspect - and I could be wrong - it's because they're large wild animals with relationship issues.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 15:48,
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Actually he didn't die, i was lying.news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/5364058.stm
That's such a stupid story.
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Au contraire, mon amiI think that conclusively demonstrates that Pandas have intimacy issues. Or are Norman Hunter in a furry suit.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 15:59,
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Maybe pandas are autistic.Has anyone ever thought of that?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 1 Oct 2012, 16:02,
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I'd be a Nile Crocodilebecause once I've got my teeth into you I'll NEVER let you go! lol
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 15:45,
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seriously, i'll hold you underwater until you drown, lol!(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 15:47,
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cat deeley's married patrick kieltywww.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-19784659
i don't understand why she would want to do that, he seems like a right prick, and it means she could call herself cat kielty-deeley
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I don't fancy her anymore she's one of them girls that's only attractive in their early 20s.
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It's funny because your gf still has two tits(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 15:54,
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Or tries to hug a panda(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 16:01,
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Remeber she is a brummie, so is fundamentaly a wrong-un(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 15:52,
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that may well be, but even so she could do better than irish comedy failure, patrick kielty(, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 15:53, Reply)
If Farrah Fawcett-Majors taught me anythingit was that this would be Cat Deeley-Kielty.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 16:00,
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Fuck off Furry.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 1 Oct 2012, 15:54,
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I'd never heard of furries,until they featured on CSI. I've led a sheltered life.
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you should try otherkin.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 1 Oct 2012, 15:57,
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i know one of thosebut no one is surprised
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 16:30,
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You need to know the word'fursonality'
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 16:30,
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I'm getting a Galaxy S3. Possibly by thursday. I have ordered a case and some screen protectors in anticipation.(, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 15:55, Reply)
I've been reading a review.I don't think I'm really going to get close to using it to it's full potential.
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cases anoy me, they turn a nice feeling slim phone into a fat rubbery piece of shit(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 15:57,
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*something about women letting themselves go*(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 1 Oct 2012, 15:59,
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i love you b3th, i really do.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 1 Oct 2012, 16:00,
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I love you too piggles.I love everybody.
Except the cunts.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 1 Oct 2012, 16:01,
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You know what else does that?WEDDING CAKE
Only not with phones. With girls.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 1 Oct 2012, 15:59,
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see, this is the sort of joke i was going for, except funny.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 1 Oct 2012, 15:59,
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Who needs another fat rubbery piece of shit, when you're already married?(, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 16:01, Reply)
I bought some of that "volume control " shampoo for the missus Didn't work though, I can still hear her.
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I was going to turn this around on b3th, but since you said it I'll just insult your mother instead.your mum is fat because she eats cake.
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I thought you were strictly apple products ? (
willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 16:01,
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I have the new iPhone 5 (free upgrade). It's very good, apart from the maps, which are shit(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 16:28,
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It's a really good phone, did you manage to get it without a stupidly long contract?(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 16:29,
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I'd be my dogLays round all day looking like a cunt, eats everything and farts like death
Oh
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 16:13,
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I may go and make teai don't want any tea, i'm just that bored...
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 16:17,
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is that better, or do you not understand not wanting any tea?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 16:18,
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I'll take a cuppa off you, yesWhite, no sugar
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 16:19,
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You'll have green and BLOODY WELL LIKE IT(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 16:19,
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I've never had green teaTRUFAX
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 16:20,
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Have you never been to a Japanese restaurant?At first it tastes like pond water but, you learn to like it
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 16:21,
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you stupid bender.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 1 Oct 2012, 16:26,
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Green tea is nice.I've got a cup of white tea at the moment, baby buds.
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I like white tea as well, but they don't have it at work anymore :'((
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 16:35,
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I have a headache and don't want to do any more work at the momentI also have to look for a new office as my building has been sold so I have a month to move out.
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Is that what the big announcement was?What's the rental premises market like where you are?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 1 Oct 2012, 16:31,
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the other day at work we all had an email that saidthat we'd get an email at 12. I wish people always gave me email warning about sending me an email
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 16:34,
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can't say, it'll give away where I workbut suffice to say it was probably important, but it wasn't an inspection so none of us cared
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 16:39,
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i'm fixing it good(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 16:42,
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Consider this as advance warningthat I will be replying to your post.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 1 Oct 2012, 16:38,
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So what would happen if you were in classes and didn't see the first email until after twelve?Would the matrix have collapsed?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 1 Oct 2012, 16:48,
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probablyI was in class at 12, too, so I only found out what was in it later. I hope I wasn't suppsed to cancel a class just to get the email
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 16:49,
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It's okayI looked around offices this morning and found some I liked and that had parking and weren't too dear.
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I'd be a squirrelbecause I'm always after nuts
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 16:31,
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This article is all about bacon sandwicheswww.theregister.co.uk/2012/09/28/bacon_sarnie_poll/
There's some right wronguns in that list.
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:(I want to eat every one of those right now. I've not had bacon in weeks
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 16:39,
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I've seen avacoado a few times before, I assumed it was for the lesbian customers(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 16:41,
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not at allpeanut butter in bacon butty is yum. I had one with peanut butter and hot pepper jelly once, it was immense
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 16:41,
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If you're making itI'll just have the one with tonnes of bacon, egg, black pudding and brown sauce if that will make me real to you again.
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 16:44,
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I'd have sausgae in there, but that makes it a bacon and sausage sandwich and not a bacon sandwich I feel(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 16:46,
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I'll just have them as a side salador something
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 16:47,
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there is nothing wrong with having sausages as a side saladthere's no lettuce in it or anything. Sausages and black pudding I think would do nicely
fuck, diets turn you mad
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 16:50,
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I think it was a cafe in Londonwhich IIRC was called Hot Pepper Jelly. It was over a decade ago, but I remember that sandwich like it was yesterday...
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 16:43,
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peanut butter WTF?Smoked bacon (rind on), white sour dough, lightly griddled, butter, ketchup, sliced tomato, fried egg (runny yoke)
bacon sandwich...done
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 16:40,
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The peanut one in particular is wrong.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 16:40,
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I have to admitI'm not a fan of bacon. Or cheese.
Which, for an internet fatty, is probably quite unusual.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 1 Oct 2012, 16:44,
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I'd be a giant squid chompy.Get ready for TENTACLERAPE!
:D
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 1 Oct 2012, 16:45,
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