Alright dudes?
What's going down in groovetown?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 9:33, 4 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Morning, Darth

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 9:34, Reply)

Morning mate
How have you been?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 9:35, Reply)

Not too bad thanks, busy though
Also trying to start getting fit, it's not much fun atm
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 9:37, Reply)

Never is
What exercise are you doing?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 9:41, Reply)

Exercise bikes, leg lifts, rowing machine, different weight exercises, things like that
Knee popped on a leg lift lsat night, that wasn't much fun.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 9:44, Reply)

Take up swimming
Less pressure on the knee
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 9:46, Reply)

Considering it
The gym I go to doesn't have one though, and the leisure centre is on the other side of town.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 9:47, Reply)

So you'll get more exercise in getting there!

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 9:52, Reply)

This is true
Can I really be arsed with a 45 minute walk each way though?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 9:52, Reply)

Fuck, that is a long way
I suggest you consult a personal trainer or something then mate, can't be overdoing it on a dodgy knee. You'll need to use those a lot.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 9:56, Reply)

Is a small pop really that bad a thing?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 9:57, Reply)

Ask Battered's kid

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 9:59, Reply)

Hahaha

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 9:59, Reply)

Tee hee

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 10:06, Reply)

Of course not mate
It's what you do with it that counts
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 9:59, Reply)

Help me out, here. What's worse?
A) the fact that you're quoting early Red Dwarf at us?

Or

B) the fact that I recognised that you're quoting early Red Dwarf at us and that I couldn't keep my fucking mouth shut about it?
( Kroney, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 9:36, Reply)

I can't decide Kroney. I really can't.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 9:38, Reply)

I'll never be "in" with the "cool kids" at this rate

( Kroney, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 9:39, Reply)

abduct a schoolgirl. all the cool older folks are doing that!

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 9:42, Reply)

hello darth. done any dancing recently?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 9:37, Reply)

You won't believe this mumps
but yes. Yes I have. And your good self?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 9:42, Reply)

no gay dancing for me darth.
just some well cool "breakdancing"
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 9:44, Reply)

Fucking anyone can breakdance
It's the Status Quo chord progression of the dancing world. No-one respects breakers, they're basically lepers. Even Salsa dancers pity their skill-free "moves".
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 9:47, Reply)

true but we don't bum each other.
swings and roundabouts innit.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 9:48, Reply)

True enough
I tried to bum a breakdancer once, it was like having a whirligig on my dick. Wasn't worth the effort.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 9:50, Reply)

I feel a dance off coming on

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 9:48, Reply)

Can YOU spin on your head? WELL?

( Kroney, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 9:49, Reply)

I actually did a "Swan Dive" into the "Worm" getting down my front steps this morning
The rest of the journey to work was relatively uneventful
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 9:51, Reply)

You tripped over, didn't you?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 9:55, Reply)

It wasn't flying, it was falling with style

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 9:55, Reply)

Do you actually want a fight?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 9:54, Reply)

Christ you take a long time to take the bait don't you
Must be the impending big 4-0 dulling your reaction times.

Happy Birthday for Sunday by the way.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 9:55, Reply)

One year of my thirties left.
:o((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((

Thanks though
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 10:00, Reply)

as of this weekend it's less than one year left of your thirties

(quintsy, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 10:01, Reply)

The clock of impending death ticks louder and louder with every passing day.
By which I mean YEAH FUCK OFF WILL YA.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 10:02, Reply)

I actually haven't given so much of a shit about my advancing years since turning 30
Obviously this might change dramatically when I'm staring down the barrel of the fifth decade
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 10:02, Reply)