Just do the thing people always do,
and tell them how cute it is, and how much it looks like them, and it has it's dads eyes. Then avoid any talk of babysitting and go to the pub.

Alt. Really really ugly.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 2 Oct 2012, 11:20, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

hahaha pics??

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 11:24, Reply)

hang on,
i'll see if i can dig some out. I'm at work though, so not likely.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 2 Oct 2012, 11:28, Reply)

i would laugh a lot
although i do hear you're not entirely ugly in real life, so good job growing up there.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 11:35, Reply)

haha
you're such a desperate slag, swipe
(quintsy, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 11:37, Reply)

christ stop judging me by your own standards!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 11:39, Reply)

he might be ginge but he's not half bad!
I saw him getting off with two dogs the other day. you might well be in.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 11:47, Reply)

if all else fails
there's always date rape drugs
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 11:51, Reply)

Alright Mmps
i bet you got a right lob on at that pic, you filthy sex pest.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 2 Oct 2012, 11:53, Reply)

sexiest thing I've ever seen
tongues everywhere, didn't know which were yours and which was theirs.
my missus saw your pic and said you look nice but should never smile, cause you're all gums. I hope this helps.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 11:55, Reply)

Thanks,
i'll hit up A Vagbond about how to look dark as dark and broody as possible
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 2 Oct 2012, 12:03, Reply)

Talk to Monty as well, he can help with standing in the rain
to look extra moody
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 12:04, Reply)