Her having blonde hair is a hideous mistake
She looks almost exactly like Jen off of The Dark Crystal.

Al, you're good at the internet, get some pics to show the good folks of b3ta what I mean.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 15:17, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

(Bazongaloid, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 15:21, Reply)

Hmm.
Must have been the angle.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 15:25, Reply)

I think she's hot,
far too annoying to bone though.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 15:26, Reply)

That's exactly what you should do with annoying girls
Keep their mouths full so they can't talk
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 15:27, Reply)

i'd much rather do the elf looking thing
on the right, than do tulisa
(quintsy, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 15:30, Reply)

You are very wrong, here.
Tulisa is hot.
( Kroney, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 15:32, Reply)

I bet she is riddled with STI's

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 15:37, Reply)

no kroney, she's vile
oh sure if she didn't move or speak she'd be a fairly passable, quite average looking girl.

but the second she moves her chavlorn face, motions with her fat gypsysmeg hands or opens her massive Morrisons shopping trolley gob I want to punch her harder than any woman i've ever seen
(quintsy, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 15:39, Reply)

you're my hero q-dog

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 15:40, Reply)

I *really* fancy her.

( Kroney, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 15:41, Reply)

she needs killing with hammers and fire

(quintsy, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 15:42, Reply)

i cannot stress enough just how badly the human race needs exterminating, so that the awful tripe and povvo-scowl of tulisa's face doesn't spread any further into the rest of our galaxy
she needs firing into the sun, she needs to be vaporised and sealed in a airtight, radioactive container, she needs dissolving in acid, being encased in a thick plastic polymer, being de-constructed at a molecular level and forced into the CERN collider, to be fired around at speeds close to the speed of light, only to tear a hole in the fabric of the universe, collapse in on herself and disappear along with everything she's ever touched and everyone who has ever seen her
(quintsy, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 15:53, Reply)

basically, i don't like tulisa

(quintsy, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 15:53, Reply)

Too long in Slough has made the chavette attractive to you

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 15:43, Reply)

she's gone back to brunette
She's got a hot bod
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 15:31, Reply)

She ought to go back.
Whoever told that girl she suited blonde hair must have been having a right laugh.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 2 Oct 2012, 15:34, Reply)

She can't, she's been black already
I saw the video
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 15:40, Reply)

She was voted sexiest woman in the world last year by the LAAAAAAADS at FHM

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 15:42, Reply)

anyone who reads FHM is a fuckwit

(quintsy, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 15:48, Reply)