you know what's totes hilare?
bankrupt companies that don't pay their bills and then get upset with you for withdrawing your services and going to debt collectors, that's totes hilare.

stupid vets, i hope all their fucking puppies die of anal cancer
(quintsy, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 9:22, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

fucking pretend doctor cunts.
want me to go round and have a word? I'm led to believe that the a weegie accent is quite intimidating.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 9:25, Reply)

you're a big gorgeous ball of fluff
you couldn't intimidate a hamster
(quintsy, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 9:25, Reply)

I fucking could. I would intimidate the shit right out of their hamsters.
probably have a good cry about it afterwards, then go back and apologise. Maybe volunteer for a while with them.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 9:27, Reply)

i'm gonna put on all dogs go to heaven and an american tail and have a good cry
and maybe a wank
(quintsy, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 9:30, Reply)

oh fucking don't! you'll have me going in a minute.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 9:32, Reply)

somewhere... out there....

(quintsy, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 9:34, Reply)

:'(

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 9:39, Reply)

Morning Gonz.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 9:35, Reply)

if you've ever watched an american tail and not cried you're not even human

(quintsy, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 9:37, Reply)

What if I've not watched An American Tail, but I have cried?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 9:42, Reply)

then you're a sexy sonofagun and you need special time with the q

(quintsy, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 9:44, Reply)

Result!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 9:44, Reply)

I fit into this demographic.
Well, I would if I was a fucking cry-baby wanker like you.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 9:44, Reply)

I'm in touch with my emotions.
Birds love all that 'sensitive' shit.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 9:46, Reply)

They love a FACKIN SLAP more.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 9:47, Reply)

they love it more if you slap them, THEN cry over american tail
women don't know what they want, so they'll settle for schizophrenic, over sensitive and violent
(quintsy, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 9:49, Reply)

they love it best of all if you slap them with your 'American Tail'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 9:54, Reply)

totally chased my mrs around once slapping her with mine
that was totally lol
(quintsy, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 9:55, Reply)

best visit to Ikea EVER.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 10:03, Reply)

i don't like ikea
their coffee cups are too small and their shop is a big windowless furniture prison
(quintsy, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 10:07, Reply)

FREE THE FURNITURE!!!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 10:08, Reply)

But MINI DAIM BARS!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 10:10, Reply)

it's shit.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 10:10, Reply)

she got a CÖCKSCHLÄÅP

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 10:12, Reply)

you're a harsh man, monty boyce
you're dead inside, and it's society's fault
(quintsy, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 9:47, Reply)

Gosh that's totes hilare alright!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 9:27, Reply)

It certainly sounds like a cautionary tale.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 9:32, Reply)

i don't like it mont, i want to help these people but they make it difficult for themselves
plus i can only help for cash. cold, hard, sexy cash
(quintsy, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 9:32, Reply)