THIS was the good thread? THIS???????
I like my crockery like I like my women - white, and with no obvious external damage.

Alt: I like my cutlery like I like my women - sharp.
Alt: I like my dreams like I like my coffee - hot, and wet.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 10:04, 5 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Glad to see your posts are like you
Dull and shit.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 10:04, Reply)

I like my Stunned poster like I like my...hang on. No I don't.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 10:09, Reply)

I like my women like I like my coffee
ground and in the freezer.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 10:07, Reply)

That ones my favourite

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 10:10, Reply)

Short and black.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 10:11, Reply)

taken anally.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 10:13, Reply)

with a spoon in them.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 10:16, Reply)

with plenty of milk

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 10:19, Reply)

White with 2 lumps

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 4 Oct 2012, 10:27, Reply)

I like my coffee like Battered
Short and bitter
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 10:09, Reply)

better than talking about your shit dream, yeah

(quintsy, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 10:10, Reply)

Should read
Monty likes his crockery like he likes his women -
boney, and with chips on the shoulder.
Alt: He likes his cutlery like he likes his women - blunt and unwashed
Alt: He likes his dreams like he likes his women - nightmarish.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 10:15, Reply)