excellent!
how you doing at the moment big guy?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 4 Oct 2012, 14:12, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

yeah, alright love
Had a fucking diverticular attack this week, but it's only the second one I've had all year, so I'm doing ok really. Last year I had 6, and one of them landed me in hospital.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 14:14, Reply)

is that the thing where your intestiney bits are all fucked?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 14:16, Reply)

Yep
There's a part of my lower intestine that is prone to infection, and it's triggered by certain foods. However, I've only managed to identify one so far....hot dog sausages. So my love of hot dogs is in direct conflict with my desire to stay alive :(
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 14:17, Reply)

what about the operation? not willing to give that a go.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 14:18, Reply)

I talked it over with a specialist after I came out of hospital
and she said that the operation is pretty risky and very uncomfortable, so we're only going to go down that route if the attacks get more frequent or more painful. A year of wearing a colostomy bag? No thank you.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 14:20, Reply)

still, a portable toilet does have some pluses.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 14:24, Reply)

Don't get me wrong, the prank potential is fantastic
I knew a guy that had to have one, and he would release the gas at really great moments...like just as he was getting out of a lift.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 14:26, Reply)

I heard,
what sets it off?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 4 Oct 2012, 14:17, Reply)

This time round, I'm not sure
I think it might be the chili covered peanuts I ate the other day, but I'm not sure. It's the only thing I've had lately that I wouldn't normally eat.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 14:18, Reply)

you be careful out there.
the operation sounds a bit much, but like you say, .2 this year, that's good.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 4 Oct 2012, 14:24, Reply)

I'm invincible, Windy, you know that
but I love you all the same
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 14:27, Reply)

shame your colon looks like a sausage made of grapes.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 14:28, Reply)

Well we're all disappointed about that, Psychochomp

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 14:30, Reply)

Ribbed for your pleasure

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 14:34, Reply)

I swear there is a link between times of the year and people who have long term illnesses flairing up.
I always get bad at this time of the year.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:15, Reply)

Logicaly, it could be because the diet changes over the year.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:15, Reply)