dunno, not made any plans yet and I couldn't give a fuck about yours.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 9:02, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

Well said
Alright love
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 9:06, Reply)

aye, no bad hats.
watched that "the dark knight" last night. it was better than I expected.

how's tricks?
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 9:07, Reply)

The one with the Joker?
You know, I loved it when I saw it at the cinema, but less so when I saw it on DVD. Don't know why. Looking forward to seeing the new one though.
Tricks are ok. Mrs Hats is poorly sick, so it's nice and quiet here.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 9:09, Reply)

I like the joker in it, he looked proper unhinged.
good, thank fuck it's not the moaning in pain type of ill.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 9:13, Reply)

Nah, she doesn't really do that, thankfully
That's more my style.

Yeah, Heath Ledger was great. Like the perfect middle ground between Caesar Romero's wacky comical Joker and Jack Nicholson's psychopath.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 9:15, Reply)

this^
Fucking excellent performance
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 9:18, Reply)

I done a proper lol when he skipped out of the hospital in the nurses uniform
and comically pressed the detonator a few times.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 9:18, Reply)

I'd liked to have seen Nolan have a crack at The Riddler
Not sure who would play him though. To fit in with the vibe of the other movies it couldn't be too camp.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 9:22, Reply)

couldn't be worse than jim carey.
I dunno, reckon steve buscemi could give it a go.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 9:24, Reply)

Yeah, he could be good

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 9:29, Reply)

Face cancer is better than Jim Carrey

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 9:29, Reply)

he's properly worse than nakers.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 9:31, Reply)

That's a bit harsh. Poor Jim.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 9:35, Reply)

Whatever happened to our Jim Carrey (formerly name stealer)?
Was he just Rory in disguise?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 9:38, Reply)

nolan said he'd never do the riddler or the penguin as they both seemed really gay
tru fact
(quintsy, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 9:27, Reply)

He's an idiot

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 9:28, Reply)

danny devito should do the penguin.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 9:29, Reply)

I watched that one quite recently
and never realised that PeeWee Herman plays The Penguin's dad at the beginning.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 9:32, Reply)

!
today is a learning day.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 9:33, Reply)

Tim Burton must have had him on speed dial
until his....difficulties
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 9:34, Reply)

i thought it was the dad from back to the future?

(quintsy, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 9:35, Reply)

Nope
www.imdb.com/name/nm0000607/
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 9:38, Reply)

I watched that the other day.
At the start, his dad still has black hair but in the revised 1985 at the end, he's gone grey, despite a less stressful life as a successful novelist. I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 9:39, Reply)

And at the Enchantment Under the Sea dance
how come Marty is playing a guitar that hasn't been invented yet? HUH???
/nerd
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 9:41, Reply)

ALSO
The car gets covered in ice on only two out of the three time-travelling journeys. EXPLAIN THAT.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 9:47, Reply)

YEAH
Explain THAT with your science, Mr...science...man.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 9:48, Reply)

YEAH.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 9:49, Reply)

Tachyons and dilithium crystals.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 9:57, Reply)

we've got to get the anderson tubes back up tot he warp drive!

(quintsy, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 9:58, Reply)

I canne tak this any mure, Cap'n !!!

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 10:01, Reply)

Shut up please.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 10:06, Reply)

yeah, shut up those leaking PLASMA VENTS
if they react with the argonite the whole system's gonna blow!
(quintsy, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 10:08, Reply)

I hope you don't have a red t-shirt on
if so you probably have 5 minutes to live
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 10:13, Reply)

you total fucking cunt
i actually, genuinely am wearing a red t shirt today
(quintsy, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 10:25, Reply)

hahahaha
proper officelolz

If your boss asks you to go with him to a strange planet, refuse.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 11:06, Reply)

maybe, i'm no fanboi and i've never read a comic book
but the riddler and penguin in the tv series, cartoons and films have been camp as fuck
(quintsy, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 9:32, Reply)

And the Joker wasn't?
The characters are whatever the film wants them to be. I think they could do something with both of those characters and make them believable.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 9:33, Reply)

joker wasn't camp in the first batman film
and in some of the saturday morning cartoons he was downright sinister

i don't think you can really have a serious film about a guy in a batsuit fighting a man in a bowler hat who's basically just a times crossword puzzle
(quintsy, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 9:35, Reply)

I respectfully disagree
Think of all the riddles and traps...it could be like Batman meets Saw.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 9:37, Reply)

could be interesting i suppose
but the Saw films got dull pretty quick too
(quintsy, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 9:38, Reply)

Oh, of course
But then they wouldn't make six of them. One would be enough.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 9:38, Reply)

i'd prefer if batman went up against these guys
www.classickidstv.co.uk/wiki/The_Riddlers
(quintsy, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 9:40, Reply)

Fucken creepy Gelfling cunts

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 9:41, Reply)

Didn't Leslie Ash become one of those?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 9:43, Reply)

he reminds me of a baddie from children's tv show "numberjacks"

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 9:37, Reply)

the guy with the hoover thing?
I can't remember his name!
(quintsy, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 9:38, Reply)

Numbertaker?
My eldest used to be terrified of Spooky Spoon.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 9:39, Reply)

I found the Numbertaker to be fucking creepy and all.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 9:40, Reply)

we should have numberjacks chat more often.
the number taker looked like a nonce.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 9:41, Reply)

One time I waved a teaspoon in Junior's face and went 'OOOHH...SPOOKY SPOOOOOON!'
he screamed, snatched it from me and lobbed it across the room. I wasn't popular that day.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 9:42, Reply)

I AM THE PROBLEM BLOB

(quintsy, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 9:39, Reply)

that's the one, well played q.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 9:42, Reply)

That number one was a bit of a flid
and number four is a secret Nazi sympathiser, I'm sure of it.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 9:47, Reply)

or 'Vier'
as his freunden call him...
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 9:49, Reply)

One of them was a queer as well.
Nearly as bad as those Tweenie cunts. Even when she was two my kid thought they were spastics.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 9:50, Reply)

I've been told I do an excellent 'Milo'

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 9:51, Reply)

i saw the batman tv series the other night and after beating up mr freeze's goons
bruce wayne and dick grayson had to go to a fancy party, and the waitress handed them their desserts and robin goes 'Baked Alaska!'

he made a face and the soundman did a 'wah-wah-wah-wahhhhhh'
(quintsy, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 9:16, Reply)

better than any shitty christian bale shit any day

(quintsy, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 9:17, Reply)

I WILL DESTROY YOU
or something
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 9:18, Reply)

I'M BAT-MAN
what sort of shitty catchphrase is that? and his suit doesn't even look like it's made from real lycra
(quintsy, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 9:19, Reply)

holy on set rage batman!

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 9:19, Reply)

i get the impression adam west is a top bloke and there's no way in the world he'd bully a poor sound engineer
and i doubt he'd have made terminator salvation neither
(quintsy, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 9:20, Reply)

I like his voice acting in "the family guy" and he seems proper odd.
he also wouldn't hit his mother.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 9:21, Reply)

i would
bitch has it comin'
(quintsy, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 9:22, Reply)

You are so right it HURTS

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 9:23, Reply)

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EVER
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 9:18, Reply)