It's brilliant from the outside.
but you don't need to visit the castle to see that. going to the castle is just £13 to look at a cannon and a some Tesco Value Crown Jewels.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 13:34, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Have you been to the Whisky experience right next to edinburgh castle.
It's hilariously shit.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 13:37, Reply)

actually, yes, I have, and you're correct
but you do get a nice whisky glass at the end.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 13:38, Reply)

it doesn't really live up to the 'BUILT ON A VOLCANO' expectations

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 13:38, Reply)

Standing in Princes St Gardens
you can see how it might have been a tiny bit of a bugger to storm.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 13:39, Reply)

I'd go up through the town
and force them to shoot into their own people.

But then I'm not exactly what you'd call a nice person.
( Kroney, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 13:42, Reply)

Lazy and obvious.
force them to shoot into their own people surrender immediately.
not exactly what you'd call a nice person French
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 13:43, Reply)

they'd never make it up there.
they'd shoot themselves while trying navigate round japanese tourists while their heads were ringing from the music screaming out of the tradiotional scottish clothing' shops
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 13:54, Reply)

were you hoping for a more Evil Lair sort of place?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 13:39, Reply)

the cliff facing prince's street should totally have been carved into a skull

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 13:42, Reply)

A gray skull, by any chance?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 14:22, Reply)