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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Over the last few days I have been to the Oxo Tower for dinner, Borough market for lunch, the London Dungeon for lols and The British museum for brains
What attractions do you love near you? and why should I visit?

alt: I might go and see Skyfall when it comes out, i like Craig as Bond I think he might be the best one.

altalt: best pasta shape?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 13:26, 115 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
Your mum
You should visit her because she is your mum.

Alt: I quite liked Bond films as a child too.

Altalt: Depends on the sauce really.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 13:28, Reply)
I knew some cunt would bring up the sauce thing
it's your mum's sauce, we call it Spaghetti Seafood Surprise
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 13:30, Reply)
Well the answer is in the name then:
Spaghetti
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 13:31, Reply)
actually, it appears two cunts have.
And you knew it, because it's fucking true.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 13:33, Reply)
When you were at Borough
you should have visited here:

www.thegarret.org.uk/find.htm
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 13:29, Reply)
I should have, i will next time
London Dungeons is a bit shit tbh
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 13:30, Reply)
Course it is.
There's an equally-shit rival 'attraction' there as well isn't there? Load of shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 13:41, Reply)
fusilli
nah, they're all shit round my way.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 13:30, Reply)
Is that the little bow ties?
I like that one as well :)
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 13:31, Reply)
NO YOU PRICK IT'S THE TWIRLY ONES GOD I HATE YOU SO MUCH

(quintsy, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 13:31, Reply)
I can't believe he mixed up fusilli with farfalle.
what a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 13:32, Reply)
lynching's too good for this shitwanker

(quintsy, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 13:33, Reply)
it's like he trying his hardest to be as offensive as possible.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 13:33, Reply)
i'm pretty sure if we have a word with the Ambasciata d'Italia, they'll declare war

(quintsy, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 13:35, Reply)
that's hardly a threat though.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 13:35, Reply)

war a white flag
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 13:38, Reply)
they might just lock him in a room with berlusconi, sort his shit right out

(quintsy, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 13:38, Reply)
nakers is an underage north africa prostitute?

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 13:39, Reply)
Oh noes, busted!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 13:40, Reply)
we all wish

(quintsy, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 13:50, Reply)
Sometimes i even hate myself :((((((((((

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 13:34, Reply)
Oh yeah, they're shit :(
I do like a bit of radiatore as well
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 13:33, Reply)
i forget the name of the one i had a while ago that i really liked
had deep fried pasta the other week too, lightly sea salted

it was like crisps, only not
(quintsy, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 13:34, Reply)
I made a sweet pasta in the restaurant once.
served it with a berry sauce and ice cream and made some caramel strands for the parmesan

sort of like a sugo with polpette but as a desert.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 13:37, Reply)
ooh
dunno how i fel about this pasta sacrilege, mmps
(quintsy, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 13:39, Reply)
I'm a wop and it was in a wop establishment run by wops.
I hope this helps.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 13:40, Reply)
wops who must have been run out of the country for crimes against flour and water

(quintsy, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 13:49, Reply)
shaddupa your face!

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 13:52, Reply)
it's shaddupa you face, actually
fakewop
(quintsy, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 13:58, Reply)
i like the giant shells because you can stuff them with good things

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 13:36, Reply)
I bet you stuff them with vegetables you awful awful person

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 13:38, Reply)
but of course
vegetables and sauce and cheese, bake, scoff.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 13:39, Reply)
Actually i'm contemplating making this, which is veggie
www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/2012/jan/04/pumpkin-risotto-gorgonzola-chestnuts-recipe
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 13:43, Reply)
do it
then smear it on your nipples and invite us all round to dinner
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 13:58, Reply)
conchiglie are good, you can make a lazy canelloni with them.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 13:39, Reply)
exactly
lazy is good, pasta is good, lazy pasts is always good
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 13:40, Reply)
I like legoland
alt i might see it on dvd, quantum of solace was a bit pants

altalt farfalle
(quintsy, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 13:31, Reply)
I saw Looper at the weekend, it was good.
That's all.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 13:31, Reply)
i don't really rate the oxo tower for food
but the views are good.

alt: this is not a question?

altalt: ann summers cock shaped, of course
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 13:32, Reply)
Ann Summers has a cock? that explains a LOT.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 13:33, Reply)
well yes, sweetie
they have many many such implements, it being a sex shop.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 13:36, Reply)
No, sweetness
I meant the woman herself.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 13:37, Reply)
well there isn't any such woman, darling sweet thing
the founder is jacqueline gold, i think
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 13:38, Reply)
Gah. Another tart's knicker store trading on lies.
Next you'll be telling me La Senza isn't actually Italian.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 13:40, Reply)
quentin?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 13:41, Reply)
bees into what, now?

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 13:44, Reply)
\o/

(quintsy, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 13:49, Reply)
Greek innit
Theo Paffeetiss owns/ed it
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 13:43, Reply)
I thought the food was ok, I've had better for less though

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 13:33, Reply)
i much prefer the brasserie to the actual restaurant
and it's much cheaper
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 13:34, Reply)
This is infomation that would have beenb useful LAST WEEK!
nah, we had a great time tbh. My the Mrs liked it and my starter was excellent as was pudding, wine and service.
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 13:37, Reply)
well, you didn't ask me LAST WEEK!
it's all personal preference innit. i am not wild on places that charge £20 for a tiny plate all beautifully presented. i'd rather langans or hawksmoor, where you get mahoosive fatboy portions!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 13:41, Reply)
It's "event dining" I guess. Plus i've always wanted to go, so can now tick it off my list
next up, milking a goat
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 13:44, Reply)
Botanics, the Zoo and the Camera Obscura.
National Museum of Scotland is also good.

Edinburgh Castle is "well shit"

altalt: Totally depends upon the sauce consistency, of course.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 13:32, Reply)
edinburgh castle is still pretty high on my awesome castles list

it kicks cardiff into a bag full of dog poo
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 13:33, Reply)
It's brilliant from the outside.
but you don't need to visit the castle to see that. going to the castle is just £13 to look at a cannon and a some Tesco Value Crown Jewels.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 13:34, Reply)
Have you been to the Whisky experience right next to edinburgh castle.
It's hilariously shit.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 13:37, Reply)
actually, yes, I have, and you're correct
but you do get a nice whisky glass at the end.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 13:38, Reply)
it doesn't really live up to the 'BUILT ON A VOLCANO' expectations

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 13:38, Reply)
Standing in Princes St Gardens
you can see how it might have been a tiny bit of a bugger to storm.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 13:39, Reply)
I'd go up through the town
and force them to shoot into their own people.

But then I'm not exactly what you'd call a nice person.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 13:42, Reply)
Lazy and obvious.
force them to shoot into their own people surrender immediately.
not exactly what you'd call a nice person French
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 13:43, Reply)
they'd never make it up there.
they'd shoot themselves while trying navigate round japanese tourists while their heads were ringing from the music screaming out of the tradiotional scottish clothing' shops
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 13:54, Reply)
were you hoping for a more Evil Lair sort of place?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 13:39, Reply)
the cliff facing prince's street should totally have been carved into a skull

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 13:42, Reply)
A gray skull, by any chance?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 14:22, Reply)
you should totally come and visit our morrisson's
they have a lettuce and herb thing at the door that has a special mister spraying water over it all, it's like walking onto the stage of stars in their eyes
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 13:35, Reply)
Is that because of the spray?
Or because of the vegetables* - badum tish

*Yeah, I know lettuces and herbs aren't vegetables.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 13:46, Reply)
The cathedrals in Coventry are picturesque
There's some lovely parks around the city and of course there's Stratford and Leamington Spa nearby.
Alt: Might go see it - I agree about Daniel Craig.
Alt alt: Penne.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 13:40, Reply)
penne?
you bland fucking cunt
(quintsy, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 13:50, Reply)
If you stuff them with meat/sauce they're awesome!
I hold no truck with your 'bland' comment!!
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 13:53, Reply)
everybody's going in my bad books today
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1751038
(quintsy, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 13:54, Reply)
Christ, I don't know. Windsor Castle, or something.
Alt: Dalton is the best Bond, though Craig is a very close second.

Altalt: Shittest question ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 13:40, Reply)
A: fuck you "betjamin"
B: fuck you
C: Fcuk you it's the liveliest these pricks have been today
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 13:42, Reply)
oh dear. you bondwrong

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 13:44, Reply)
Nope. I am a Bondright.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 14:29, Reply)
This is just completely wrong
Dalton was 'fucking shit'. See also Lazenby.

In order it's got to be Moore, Craig, Connery, Brosnan.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 8 Oct 2012, 14:39, Reply)
At least you're not just Connery, Connery, Connery
but you're still wrong. Moore was dreadful.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 14:42, Reply)
Moore was brilliant.
His films were amongst the best, no question.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 8 Oct 2012, 14:58, Reply)
You are clearly an idiot

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 15:04, Reply)
You sir, are clearly Worse Than Nakkers.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 8 Oct 2012, 15:10, Reply)
UP THE OXO

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 14:05, Reply)
Awww man,
this has reminded me that the Oxford Story no longer exists.
A really dodgy sort of ride, that took you through the history of oxford, with second rate waxworks and a voice over by timmy mallet. Imagine a ghost train all about oxford.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 8 Oct 2012, 14:06, Reply)
Do they still do the ghost walks around the city?

(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 14:09, Reply)
yup.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 8 Oct 2012, 14:27, Reply)
Nice.
I went to the crypt in the castle and it was actually a bit creepy.
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 14:30, Reply)
I like art galleries.
Cos I'm fucking cultured, right?
Spaghetti meatballs, on toast. Even more cultured.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 8 Oct 2012, 14:06, Reply)
'Love' is probably not appropriate,
but Hiroshima is well worth a visit, if you're ever in Mangaland.

Alt: I still love Goldeneye, but mainly because the game was fantastic.

Altalt: Small macaroni - I can't find it anywhere now though :-(
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 14:13, Reply)
The Co-op sells their own brand
Glad to be of service
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 14:22, Reply)
I think they'd need to have a branch in Japan to be of any use to old Ji-Jay here.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 14:25, Reply)
Thanks both of you!
No chance over here at the moment, but I'll check out the Co-op on my return - are they the really tiny ones? The ones in Sainsbury's and Tesco are too big.
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 14:29, Reply)
About 3mm diameter and 12mm long
- but enough about Al's penis.

Coat/veal
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 14:34, Reply)
Come to the north east.
We've got these visitor attractions called "jobcentres". Hugely popular, but I think you might be best to book ahead as the queues to get in are fucking massive.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 8 Oct 2012, 14:30, Reply)
I nearly did on Friday
My missus wanted to visit Whitby.
So she booked a weekend away in Whitley Bay.
She's an idiot.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 14:32, Reply)
Only about an hour's drive out.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 8 Oct 2012, 14:34, Reply)

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