i just found out it was Chy's 21st birthday on sunday
i've already told her that when you turn 21 your body is officially losing more cells than it creates, so you're slowly dying away.

anyone know of a decent pic i can send her as a birthday card?
(quintsy, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 15:53, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I think that is a 'no'
Have you tried /board?
They do pics and stuff.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 16:03, Reply)

no
even just a pic of a car accident or something would do
(quintsy, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 16:04, Reply)

There's an excellent picture of a cremated dead Asian monk
sat upright with people picking off bits of his flesh to eat for good luck, it was the cover of a Mix Master Mike tape I used to have but I ent Googling that for you at work, soz.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 16:07, Reply)

Have a look on /board.
They won't bite.
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 16:10, Reply)

go fuck yourself

(quintsy, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 16:14, Reply)

Just use one of those Auschwitz 'pile of rotting bodies' pics.
Write 'you, any day soon' on it.

Unless of course you actually like this person, obv.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 16:05, Reply)

i do actually like chy
she's a top bloke,a nd she's black so not sure about sending nazi things as she might take it as racism
(quintsy, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 16:08, Reply)

Ah ok,
best not send a picture of a whale being harpooned either then.

'YOU, one day soon, you fat, black blubber-insulated WHALE. PS happy birthday mate, offence!!! Q'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 16:09, Reply)

Political correctness, gone mad.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 16:11, Reply)

she's not fat, she's really nice :(

(quintsy, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 16:13, Reply)

In which case just send the car accident pic.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 16:15, Reply)

no

(quintsy, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 16:15, Reply)

OK what about a cat with a bow tie on?
I expect there's one in the newsletter.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 16:16, Reply)

brilliant!

(quintsy, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 16:16, Reply)

You're a medical doctor, Q, answer me this:
My morning walk is estimated as 50 mins, but I do it in 30 because I bomb it. Would it be better for me to walk a bit slower and thus be exercising for longer, or does the fact that I am pushing myself harder mean this is better for me even though my exercise time is shorter?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 16:18, Reply)

probably best to take it gently
if you over-exert yourself you'll be more likely to injure yourself, or get out of breath
(quintsy, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 16:22, Reply)

i thought 'out of breath' was supposed to be a good thing, no?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 16:30, Reply)