I'm currently reading a quarantined email
from two people in Ireland. They're both called Sinead. Must be difficult not knowing how to pronounce each other's names.
( Kroney, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 11:38, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

what are the filthy bitches talking about?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 11:39, Reply)

Just gossip.
One of them's whinging about being skint, the other's got a new job etc.

Passes the time.
( Kroney, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 11:40, Reply)

so why was it quarantined?
also, are all you IT nerds this creepy
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 11:41, Reply)

Somebody wrote a rude word.
Also, how do you think people catch up to you if you've been talking about disseminating child porn or whatever? We scan for words and check that it's not something dodgy.
( Kroney, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 11:43, Reply)

Blah, blah something about trotting bogs
blah, something about podaydoes. Blah blah I love to fiddle with kids.

Gotcha!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 11:52, Reply)

Fucken bogtrotters.
Easier than Siobhan. Or Poraic.

Don't even start me off on which bog in an Irish pub is the mens. Mna or fir? Just follow your nose, mate.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 11:40, Reply)

Aisling was a new one on me.
I presume it's pronounced "Ealing".
( Kroney, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 11:41, Reply)

Eileen.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 11:46, Reply)

Fucking Fenians stealing our names and heathenising them.
First Patrick and Shawn and now Eileen?

Murdering's too good for 'em.
( Kroney, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 11:47, Reply)

There is a chav contingent here that are reclaiming and re-anglicising them though.
Those keen to highlight their Irish heritage, may name their daughter something like 'Shevonne'.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 11:49, Reply)

Dayve, Peeturr
Joolee.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 11:50, Reply)

I'd wait until they
were all out shopping on a Saturday morning, minding their own bidniss, then detonate a large incendiary device on the high street. Preferably with no warning.

Nah, they're alright really.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 11:50, Reply)

Ashley I thought

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 11:56, Reply)