You've at least got to have an agreed dump toilet.
But if she's in the bath it's your duty to run in and have a smelly shit.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 12:34, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

when the ex started telling me a story about how he nearly shat himself after 48 hours of drinking
i thought, you might as well wave a big red flag saying "I DON'T WANT SEX". i am really squeamish about things like that. using my toilet is literally a dump-able offence. wait until you get home, you rancid incontinent beast.

at what point is it ok to fart/shit in front of her then? i would say about 6 years.

edit: no. i would say NEVER. it is NEVER OK.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 12:37, Reply)

How about in the bed?
Because apparently that's ok.
( Kroney, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 12:39, Reply)

have you never heard of "foreplay"?
typical frenchie
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 12:42, Reply)

You think shitting in the bed counts as foreplay?
Fuck, you're weird.
( Kroney, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 12:44, Reply)

and yet i keep turning down your increasingly piteous advances
flowers, serenading, chocolates...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 12:46, Reply)

Well if you'd let me come over
so that I can curl out a log in your bed and thereby win your heart, I would.
( Kroney, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 12:49, Reply)

Hahaha.
"How can I love if you won't lie down?"
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 12:50, Reply)

Michael Bolton's later efforts lacked the effort of his earlier work

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 14:02, Reply)

They think that's a kind of lavatory paper.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 12:46, Reply)

They wipe their arses on their own armpit hair.
True story.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 12:48, Reply)