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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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grossness
my friend's bf turned to her the other night, and admitted that he hadn't showered or cleaned his teeth in 4 days. rank. what is the grossest you have ever been, or your sluttiest secret?

alt: who is the stupidest person you know??

altalt: it's that time.... LUNCH???
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 12:21, 239 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
When attending the Download festival I didn't wash for 5 days,
and I also took a shit while propping myself up against the bumper of my van. I t was lovely, I was looking out over some rolling fields with a herd of small deer bouncing across them.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 12:24, Reply)
You've got slutty filth written all over your face.
What's the longest you've gone without washing your foof?

Alt: Superfly. I like a middle aged man with student politics. Power to the People. Oooooh, Wolfie!

altalt: I am going to Camino for lunch.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 12:27, Reply)
that is fucking rank!
a matter of hours - i shower every morning and have a bath most nights. although that is more because i struggle to get to sleep than because i have flies gathering around my minge, thank you.

altalt: are you sure you haven't started your lunchtime celebrations already?!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 12:29, Reply)
Do you sweat a lot then? You know, down there?
altalt: How do you mean?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 12:30, Reply)
i think your first statement answers your second
you filthy old pie fiddler, you
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 12:32, Reply)
I see.
You asked, so I asked you.

Mine is about three days, camping at a festival. Always have a toothbrush though, got to de-fir.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 12:33, Reply)
She needs HAI BALARTI

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 12:32, Reply)
hahah

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 12:35, Reply)
You're going to have water with your lunch.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 12:32, Reply)
that's all i've got for today
2 litres of water and a cream of onion cup-a-soup. waaaaah.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 12:32, Reply)
at the weekend
I was so hungover that I was puking up bile all morning. I had a shit and the smell was that bad that it made me puke again, on top of the shit. Suave or what?

Alt- I know many stupid people. I find the best way to deal with them is to encourage their stupidity for comedy reasons.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 12:30, Reply)
Do chicks dig that sort of thing?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 12:31, Reply)
He'll be beating them off with a shitty stick.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 12:32, Reply)
Shitty and vomit covered?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 12:33, Reply)
That's like tits AND arse.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 12:35, Reply)
speaking as a chick
and as a human.... NOT SO MUCH.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 12:32, Reply)
no, not in my experience.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 12:32, Reply)
your experience is correct
separate bathrooms is the way to have harmony in any relationship. then you can't moan about how many bottles and lotions and potions she needs, and she can't moan about how the fuck you can smell like that.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 12:33, Reply)

bathrooms houses
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 12:34, Reply)
You've at least got to have an agreed dump toilet.
But if she's in the bath it's your duty to run in and have a smelly shit.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 12:34, Reply)
when the ex started telling me a story about how he nearly shat himself after 48 hours of drinking
i thought, you might as well wave a big red flag saying "I DON'T WANT SEX". i am really squeamish about things like that. using my toilet is literally a dump-able offence. wait until you get home, you rancid incontinent beast.

at what point is it ok to fart/shit in front of her then? i would say about 6 years.

edit: no. i would say NEVER. it is NEVER OK.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 12:37, Reply)
How about in the bed?
Because apparently that's ok.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 12:39, Reply)
have you never heard of "foreplay"?
typical frenchie
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 12:42, Reply)
You think shitting in the bed counts as foreplay?
Fuck, you're weird.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 12:44, Reply)
and yet i keep turning down your increasingly piteous advances
flowers, serenading, chocolates...
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 12:46, Reply)
Well if you'd let me come over
so that I can curl out a log in your bed and thereby win your heart, I would.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 12:49, Reply)
Hahaha.
"How can I love if you won't lie down?"
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 12:50, Reply)
Michael Bolton's later efforts lacked the effort of his earlier work

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 14:02, Reply)
They think that's a kind of lavatory paper.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 12:46, Reply)
They wipe their arses on their own armpit hair.
True story.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 12:48, Reply)
I have a lot of lotions and potions too.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 12:35, Reply)
My bathroom smells like my cologne.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 12:37, Reply)
i read that as cabbage then
then i saw who posted it. not surprising, eh, mon chou?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 12:38, Reply)
My smells like Cologne.
After the bombing.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 12:40, Reply)
Guess who I'm going to see next week?
Jeru, Sadat X and DJ Doo Wop.

I KNOW!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 12:35, Reply)
lucky you!
Spiritualized are playing in Leeds in a few weeks, I might go and see that. I've seen them 4 times now, last time was at the RFH when they played Ladies and Gentlemen... live.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 12:38, Reply)
That was George Michael, you queer.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 12:39, Reply)
no, it wasn't

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 12:40, Reply)
Right you are, chief.
www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B00000G42T/ref=asc_df_B00000G42T10037366?smid=A2ZFXCE62WVCON&tag=googlecouk06-21&linkCode=asn&creative=22242&creativeASIN=B00000G42T
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 12:44, Reply)
it was Ladies and Gentlemen we are Floating in Space
You fucking whelk.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 12:48, Reply)
Just because I know their guitarist from the pub and have met Jason Pierce on several occasions
doesn't mean that his entire career after the first two years of Spacemen 3 hasn't been incredibly tedious wank and not worth bothering with.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 12:51, Reply)
they were great up until and including that album
Then he sacked the entire band and the quality started decreasing.

My favourite Spacemen 3 track is Lord Can You Hear Me? The cover by Low is great, the cover by Spiritualized is overblown and pointless.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 12:53, Reply)
Spacemen 3's first LP is excellent as is the Walkin with Jesus 12" and the live LP 'Performance'
Not fussed about anything else they've done since inc Spectrum, Spiritualized etc. All rather wet and weedy smackhead music.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 13:00, Reply)
Going to have to disagree with you there, Monty.
I'm wet and weedy but I'm no smackhead.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 13:48, Reply)
I've gone 3 or 4 days without showering on occasion in the past
And occasionally I've just used mouthwash instead of brushing my teeth if I'm not going to be interacting with other people.

Never when I'm in a relationship, though, that's just disrespectful.

Alt: Used to work with a complete idiot who had to ask me how to do their job constantly. Relatively stupid-free at the moment, fortunately.

altalt: Torn between a steak burrito now and a sandwich this evening or a sandwich now and homemade pizza this evening. Leaning towards the latter as the stuff in my fridge isn't getting any fresher.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 12:30, Reply)
Same as Al, 5 day festival
Was the year before they put the dust mats down on main stage, so dust was kicking up everywhere. When I got home, I had one of the most satisfying showers of my life, and stained the bathtub.

Alt: Possibly Jodie, a girl I went to school with, once asked loudly in a History class why Hitler was speaking German.

AltAlt: Soup and a roll, methinks. Losing weight going well so far, no fucking fun though.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 12:35, Reply)
i lived with a girl called jodie once
who couldn't answer the following triv question:

name the bearded doctor who is britain's most prolific serial killer

when we told her, she had never heard of him. not forgotten his name. never heard of him.

when she also failed to get "what plant grows to over six feet tall, and has bark and leaves", we abandoned the game.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 12:39, Reply)
Pass.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 12:43, Reply)
The answer to both is Dr. Triffid MD

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 12:43, Reply)
Is it Kroney?
Sorry, that's plank.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 12:44, Reply)
I don't have bark or leaves.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 12:45, Reply)
No, because you are a plank.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 12:46, Reply)
Part of the clue was that it has bark and leaves
since I don't it can't possibly be me.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 12:50, Reply)
Which is why I apologised for getting it wrong. You plank.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 12:52, Reply)
i think you are missing his point
his point is that he thought it was you, then realised it couldn't be you, because you are a plank and not a tree. this is why he started with the word "no".

god, it's like teaching 6 year olds karate...
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 12:53, Reply)
You've got crane position written all over your face.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 12:56, Reply)
Oh right
I've got about a quarter of my attention on b3ta and 75% on the fuckwits I'm talking to on the phone.

I think they're sucking what intellect I have out of my brain and down the phoneline.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 13:00, Reply)
is it 'a giant dog rolling around in the park?'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 12:48, Reply)
Who then remembers it's home time

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 12:48, Reply)
no, but it really should have been
you should work for trivial pursuit
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 12:53, Reply)
My entire life is a trivial pursuit.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 12:54, Reply)
Ixnae with the anae and the pursuitnae

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 12:57, Reply)
Can I post on your shiny new thread please?
I suppose at festivals, where washing wasn't done for several days.
Alt, I couldn't possibly comment.
Alt alt, cross between Jerk chicken, or a vegi curry. I think the chicken will win out, as it consists of flesh.
Edit, "he was the life of the party". Well, he's dead now.
uk.news.yahoo.com/man-dies-winning-roach-eating-contest-001751492.html
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 9 Oct 2012, 12:38, Reply)
Alt: Laura at work.
She had the message on her machine flash up to tell her she had updates to install and would she like to restart her machine now, or restart it later. So she calls us up to ask what she should do. Well, we asked, would you like to restart now, or would you like to restart later?

Yeah, she said, but what should she *do*?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 13:08, Reply)
So what *should* she do?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 13:11, Reply)
Well, it depends on whether she wants to restart now or give it a bit and do it later.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 13:13, Reply)
Oh, right... Yeah...
Fucking IT bods! Why can't they just give you a straight answer, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 13:14, Reply)
The same reason they think it's okay to call someone a dick.
They're all french.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 13:16, Reply)
Racist.
And ITist.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 9 Oct 2012, 13:20, Reply)
angry birds in space is fun

(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 13:15, Reply)
the guy i used to boink used to not shower to save money when he lived with my friend
I would make him take a shower before he got in bed
that's gross
ball sweat
yuck
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 13:26, Reply)
also im the stupidest person i know
Id be with him in a heartbeat if he gave me half a chance
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 13:29, Reply)
I was totally following the game on sunday.
I was all excited when the Falcons went ahead in the 4th quarter and then it was really exciting when they went behind and then managed to win.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 13:30, Reply)
Who won, City or United?

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 9 Oct 2012, 13:31, Reply)
Yeah.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 13:32, Reply)
I think the reds have the edge on the blues myself.
Although their defence could do with some work.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 9 Oct 2012, 13:33, Reply)
Their trouble is they always try and walk it in.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 13:34, Reply)
Back of the net gets my vote,
any day of the week.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 9 Oct 2012, 13:37, Reply)
They're just a bunch of individuals
- talented, yes, no argument there - but it's going to take time to mould them into a team.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 13:41, Reply)
At the end of the day, it's 22 men on a field,
and I like Billy The Fish.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 9 Oct 2012, 13:48, Reply)
It's no good when the crowd get on their backs
they need to be the 12th man.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 13:57, Reply)
i was screaming Al
SCREAMING
it was fucking incredible, we were in row 6!! Right behind the goal! when Turner ran in the last touchdown I could seriously see it right near me and white dove on him, it was amazing
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 13:38, Reply)
Trouble is, to watch it over here I've got to get Sky Sports and I really don't want to do that.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 13:42, Reply)
you can't watch online?

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 13:43, Reply)
Dunno, I will check this out.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 13:55, Reply)
It seems I can , for the sum of £65 until 4th January.
Is that post superbowl?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 14:05, Reply)
St Louis Rams v New England Patriots is at Wembley on the 28th Oct
A bloke at work is selling 2 tickets for £130 each.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 13:43, Reply)
have you liked them on Facebook?

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 13:44, Reply)
I will do it right now.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 13:55, Reply)
why aren't you answeriing my questions in a timely manner?

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 13:51, Reply)
Soz K swizz
trying to actually do some work today
(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 13:54, Reply)
oh okay make me look like an ass

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 13:57, Reply)
My replies were done in reverse order
I wasn't trying to make you look silly, just catch up.

sorry.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 14:00, Reply)
i was being sensitive

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 14:07, Reply)
I'm sorry.
Are you okay?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 14:12, Reply)
Still not dead:
www.redbullstratos.com/the-mission/launch-progress/

Delayed until 3pm BST.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 13:40, Reply)
I used to be a right filthy scrote,
I think at one stage I didn't wash my hair for nearly 4 weeks, and only washed when I was doing a close down at work, proper dockers bath in the sinks. I was living in a squat, and our water didn't really work.
Otherwise, i know a guy that didn't wear shoes ever, he had the most disgusting feet and he fucking stank, he wasn't allowed in my house.

alt: Probably Q.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 9 Oct 2012, 13:58, Reply)
YOU COMPLETE AND UTTER FUCKING CUNT
I'LL FUCKING HAVE YOU, YOU'RE DEAD TO ME
(quintsy, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 14:01, Reply)
I didn't mean it Q,
i was only trying to wind you up. Sorry mate.
My honest answer is Matt.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 9 Oct 2012, 14:06, Reply)
TOO LATE, WP
TOO LATE
(quintsy, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 14:06, Reply)
wtf windy, wtf

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 14:05, Reply)
I was "hardcore"

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 9 Oct 2012, 14:39, Reply)
I've been to Sainsburies and adone a "big shop" and nnothing has happened here

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 13:59, Reply)
Big shops are wank.
I just grab what I need by the day.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 9 Oct 2012, 14:00, Reply)
More expensive that way

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 14:05, Reply)
We were all waiting for you to return and start a new thread.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 14:10, Reply)
i know how much you love it when I do

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 14:14, Reply)
You know how much I love you.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 14:17, Reply)
I did a big shop on Sunday
went to the Waitrose near me, I'd not been before. Took a wrong turn on the way back and it ended up taking me half an hour instead of 10-15 minutes :(
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 14:17, Reply)
Well I've been gone for ages and all that's happened is more Nakers.
Gutted.
(kroney2, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 14:23, Reply)
Oh look it's a sockpuppet.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 14:25, Reply)
gay fuck puppet more like

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 14:26, Reply)
I don't understand why anyone would want to pretend to be a French poofter, who lives in Slough and is scared of moths.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 14:28, Reply)
Look, moths are bastards. Accept it and move on.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 14:33, Reply)
the good thing with moths is, you only have to turn on a light and they'll come to you
that way you don't have to be so kronely
(quintsy, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 14:34, Reply)
Oh these are always fun.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 14:27, Reply)
AWE
SOME
(quintsy, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 14:41, Reply)
Don't get too excited just yet - it has only managed one post so far.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 14:42, Reply)
the potential is LIMITLESS

(quintsy, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 14:46, Reply)
quintsy!
How did you get on yesterday with the birthday card?
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 14:49, Reply)
card?
what the fuck are you on about?
(quintsy, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 14:49, Reply)
You wanted someone to make you a card for someone's birthday.
I suggested you ask the chaps over on /board - did you get a work of art?
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 14:51, Reply)
oh yeah i googled it and sent a couple of shitty pictures
she replied with

HAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!

I LOVE IT!!!!

=D =D =D =D =D

XXXXX
(quintsy, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 14:56, Reply)
this was one of them
www.videobash.com/photo_show/accurate-21st-birthday-cake-77061
(quintsy, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 14:57, Reply)
this was the other
www.someecards.com/usercards/viewcard/MjAxMi04MmY5NmMzOWZlODRhODQ4
(quintsy, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 14:58, Reply)
This one is also rubbish

(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 15:00, Reply)
That's rubbish,
but you seen to have succeeded with minimum effort, so well done you.
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 14:59, Reply)
yeah, easily impressed at that age

(quintsy, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 15:02, Reply)
Alright, ignore me then you bastard.
I was going to say that if you hadn't got the card sorted out, I've made one for you.

(Edit: Sorry, didn't see that one above)
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 14:57, Reply)
aw, you sexy cunt

(quintsy, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 14:58, Reply)
Well, you might as well have it then.
I left it ambiguous because I didn't have a lot of information. You could give it to your gran or your best friend - it'll work for either:

Here
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 15:04, Reply)
i genuinely don't understand why you've made that
but i appreciate ti
(quintsy, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 15:06, Reply)
maybe he's trying to nonce you.
He says he used to live near my pub, and there is a young offenders unit down the road. I rest my case.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 9 Oct 2012, 15:08, Reply)
i feel a little bit threatened right now

(quintsy, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 15:09, Reply)
does that make you want to do some love piss?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 15:10, Reply)
i could do with a poo, thanks for asking

(quintsy, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 15:14, Reply)
Are they the kids who hang around outside the battered old house?
And I do actually live a couple of blocks from your pub! Normally.
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 15:10, Reply)
Are you accusing Battered of being a nonce as well?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 15:10, Reply)
???

(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 15:17, Reply)
he definitely is though

(quintsy, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 15:19, Reply)
Crikey,

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 9 Oct 2012, 15:20, Reply)
(what does this mean?)

(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 15:22, Reply)
you just accused battered of being a nonce,
i think that was probably uncalled for.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 9 Oct 2012, 15:27, Reply)
Does he live in that house then?

(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 15:36, Reply)
chy has replied
Erm…thanks =P I still want a card in the POST!
(quintsy, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 15:14, Reply)
You could print them all out
if you wanted - no charge and all that.
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 15:17, Reply)
i'm going to give her some of my cake too

(quintsy, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 15:19, Reply)
Yeah,
little scrotes like to throw rocks at busses.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 9 Oct 2012, 15:21, Reply)
Yeah, they threw snowballs at me last winter.

(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 15:24, Reply)
Hold on...

(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 15:09, Reply)
Right,
it was in this thread, most of the way down

Tangled and I suggested /board - and you were a bit rude afterwards.
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 15:16, Reply)
yeah i do remember asking
but it does seem like you went to a lot of trouble for no good reason
(quintsy, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 15:19, Reply)
It took me ten minutes max,
but I won't bother in future - you seemed to really want a picture, so I was helping out :-(
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 15:21, Reply)
i appreciate it, i do
it's just weird that a guy i've never spoken to went out of his way to do that
(quintsy, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 15:25, Reply)
like i said.
Nonce.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 9 Oct 2012, 15:28, Reply)
Sorry if it creeped you out.
Over on /board, we're forever making things at the drop of a hat. I asked Claude Speed to do one of his Thomas the Tank Engine gifs with the naughty trucks and he only went and did it, didn't he?!

What I'm saying is, we don't see it as weird, but I've noted your unease and will refrain in future.
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 15:28, Reply)
STOP GAZZING ME PHOTOS OF YOUR DADS COCK

(quintsy, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 15:31, Reply)

we don't see it as weird, but I've noted your unease and will refrain in future /board is full of nonces and I am no exception.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 15:31, Reply)
Ha Ha!
It's like the 60s on /board - everything is relaxed and groovy. Over here, it's a little bit like the mid-70s to mid-90s at the school disco: boys on one side, girls on the other. Think Grange Hill.
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 15:35, Reply)
SEMEN PATEL, all questions

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 14:31, Reply)
Alrighty Broady,
I don't really know what this Semen Patel thing is, and google isn't being desperately helpful. What is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 9 Oct 2012, 14:42, Reply)
Soz, what goes on SEMEN PATEL stays on SEMEN PATEL

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 14:56, Reply)
Damn.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 9 Oct 2012, 15:04, Reply)
The first rule of SEMEN PATEL is that there is no SEMEN PATEL.
The second rule of SEMEN PATEL is NO SMOKING.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 15:06, Reply)
Years ago I had a mate who never washed much.
We went out one night and his feet were bright orange - they also stank really badly. Anyway, he met a lady and they started getting 'busy' with each other. It was all going nicely until they started taking their clothes off. It didn't seem to kill the mood though - she washed his feet and carried on...

alt: not sure about this one.

altalt: Today I had: grilled mackerel, rice, miso soup and tofu.
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 14:35, Reply)
Just say Naked Ape for your alt

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 14:38, Reply)
Aaahh, leave him alone!

(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 14:44, Reply)
Women like to feel that a man is a better person for having met them
in his case he had cleaner feet. Bit of a win for both of them.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 14:39, Reply)
Perhaps he pulled Jesus?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 14:42, Reply)
Could well have been.
She had a knack of producing wine from anywhere.
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 14:45, Reply)
From what he said,
she had a grimy pair of long johns on underneath. They were actually perfect for each other - suspect personal hygiene, similar personalities etc.
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 14:43, Reply)
As it's quiet have a tune
www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqhO7hdIihw
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 14:50, Reply)
What's this?
By that I mean can you give me a quick summary?
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 14:55, Reply)
Ghost in the Shell - was a manga movie from the early mid ninties
this is a d&b remix of the theme tune
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 14:56, Reply)
FFS nakers.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 9 Oct 2012, 14:57, Reply)
it's rather good, the tune that is
although we used to watvh the movie stoned so it might be shitter than I rememebr
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 14:59, Reply)
I respectfully disagree.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 9 Oct 2012, 15:04, Reply)
each to their own I suppose

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 15:13, Reply)
Sounds like nonce music

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 14:57, Reply)
needs more digeridoo and peruvian nose flute eh?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 15:00, Reply)
Tuvan throat singing

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 15:01, Reply)
You like Frasier too?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 15:04, Reply)
Never seen it.
Looks shit.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 15:06, Reply)
No.
YOU look shit.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 15:07, Reply)
Also true.
Not shit enough to put your mum off though.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 15:08, Reply)
My dead Mum?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 15:08, Reply)
Yes.
Or it might have been your dad wearing her clothes.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 15:09, Reply)
My dead Dad?
I AM AN ORPHAN!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 15:11, Reply)
Why do you think both your parents abandoned you, Stunnso?
Do you think they hated you so much that they couldn't stand to live anymore?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 15:13, Reply)
I hadn't thought about it until now.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 15:14, Reply)
Still, they're out of their misery now.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 15:15, Reply)
he should chat to Bobby about his feelings

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 15:16, Reply)
Bobby's dead.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 15:18, Reply)
I thought that was disasterprone?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 15:19, Reply)
Wasn't it that bloke's wife?
They had some sort of charity whip round on /qotw?

Did she get hit by some cancer?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 15:20, Reply)
kenny martin's wife or g/f
and disaterprone or The disappointed (i forget whcih) from a drugs overdose in feb
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 15:23, Reply)
We'll never see the likes of those days again.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 15:27, Reply)
Interesting...

(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 15:06, Reply)
one time I washed my hands, but I didn't wash the wrist to pinky zone

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 14:51, Reply)
EUPHIMISIMO!

(quintsy, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 14:59, Reply)
I had a lovely lunch thanks for asking, Quints.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 15:03, Reply)
good, did you go anywhere nice?

(quintsy, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 15:09, Reply)
We went to a place in my undercroft
as the tapas place, Camino, weren't giving me due respect.

I had schnitzel and wine.

What did you do?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 15:13, Reply)
bored a stranger to tears by talking about my lunch
prick
(quintsy, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 15:14, Reply)
That must have been terrible for you.
Do you want to know what I had for dessert?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 15:18, Reply)
was it cock?
I bet it was cock
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 15:19, Reply)
filthy great mens cocks

(quintsy, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 15:19, Reply)
With nommy man custard.
That is correct.

Start a new thread then, you cunt.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 15:21, Reply)
no your a cunt

(quintsy, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 15:24, Reply)
The lack of slutty secrets is disappointing
It is almost like the board is populated by fat, sweaty virgins
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 15:13, Reply)
Easy, vagine frei.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 15:14, Reply)
Please would somebody start a new thread.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 15:25, Reply)
Jimbojames says you're a nonce.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 9 Oct 2012, 15:28, Reply)
Done.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 15:30, Reply)

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