Years ago I had a mate who never washed much.
We went out one night and his feet were bright orange - they also stank really badly. Anyway, he met a lady and they started getting 'busy' with each other. It was all going nicely until they started taking their clothes off. It didn't seem to kill the mood though - she washed his feet and carried on...

alt: not sure about this one.

altalt: Today I had: grilled mackerel, rice, miso soup and tofu.
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 14:35, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Just say Naked Ape for your alt

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 14:38, Reply)

Aaahh, leave him alone!

(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 14:44, Reply)

Women like to feel that a man is a better person for having met them
in his case he had cleaner feet. Bit of a win for both of them.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 14:39, Reply)

Perhaps he pulled Jesus?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 14:42, Reply)

Could well have been.
She had a knack of producing wine from anywhere.
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 14:45, Reply)

From what he said,
she had a grimy pair of long johns on underneath. They were actually perfect for each other - suspect personal hygiene, similar personalities etc.
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 14:43, Reply)