I don't know what's going on in the world anymore Quince
I used to think I had it all sewn up, but I just don't get it anymore.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:40, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

according to wikipedia it's against the law here to imagine the death of a monarch
i'm definitely not imagining skull-fucking liz to death with a bollard right now
(quintsy, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:45, Reply)

I'm imagining her being eaten by swans.
SWEET REVENGE BITCH. HONK.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:47, Reply)

Is that not like the one about shooting Welshmen with a longbow within the walls of Chester?
I.e. no longer the law.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:48, Reply)

NOT ACCORDING TO WIKIPEDIA
ARE YOU CALLING JULIAN ASSANGE A LIAR, YOU PRICK?
(quintsy, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:48, Reply)

He's Wikileaks, not Wikipedia
and though he's a self-aggrandising narcissist of the highest order, that doesn't necessarily mean he's a liar.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 12:07, Reply)

oh yeah well you're the founding member of Wikipaeds

(quintsy, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 12:08, Reply)

that's like a double joke cos you said "member"
hur hur!
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 12:11, Reply)

How can it be illegal to imagine something?
What a world
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:50, Reply)

And what if I imagine a world where it IS legal?
This is making my brain hurt.
I might have to go for a lie down.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:51, Reply)

It's ok
All I need to do is imagine you starting to think about it, then becoming distracted by the doorbell. It's UPS with a package for nexct door, but they're not in so if you could sign for it and I'll drop a note through their door, that would be great, thanks.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:53, Reply)

I hate it when they do that.
I don't want to take responsibility for the fat woman next door's catalogue clothing.
Of course, I could never actually say that to the delivery guy. I always smile and say "Sure, no problem", even though it is a massive problem to me and doesn't he realise how terrified I am of interacting with my neighbours?
Sometimes, if I have seen his delivery van first, I pretend not to be in either.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 12:01, Reply)

I've still got a package in my porch
for next door. It's been there for about 2 weeks. Problem is, it's something I don't really want, otherwise I'd keep it.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 12:04, Reply)

Why don't these people order decent stuff?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 12:05, Reply)

We had a large box of wine delivered for a house 3 doors down who i never speak to,
I have decided it is their responsibility to come and ask for it. If they have not done so within the month, I'm going to drink it.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 10 Oct 2012, 12:15, Reply)

YES

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 12:19, Reply)

I know!!!
Weirdly, I had a dream that we opened the package and it was the popular board game 'Operation'. I was annoyed because we already have that game.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 12:19, Reply)

STOP IMAGINING US DOUBLE TEAMING HER MADGE

(quintsy, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:51, Reply)

Chinese fingercuffs?
Or one up the front, one up the back?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:54, Reply)

i'd like to think we're all upright, so i can hold you both

(quintsy, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:56, Reply)

I'd like that
I like to be held
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 11:58, Reply)

as she's quite small we could probably hug over her head

(quintsy, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 12:00, Reply)

The more I imagine it
The more it seems like a great idea
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 12:00, Reply)