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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Fish and chips is never as good as you think it's going to be, from experience.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 10:42, 4 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
Smells good
Tastes shit.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 10:43, Reply)
I think the problem is you get far too much and so it tastes like shit and you feel ill by the end.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 10:44, Reply)
That's definitely it.
Do you really want to eat about six deep-fried potatoes*? Well do you?


*this question NOT to MMPS
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 10:45, Reply)
Always go for the largest size fish and the smallest portion of chips.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 10:48, Reply)
No always go for the largest chips and leave the stinky battered spawn of the sea alone

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 10:49, Reply)
Idiot.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 10:50, Reply)
You're just weird.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 10:50, Reply)
i don't like fish, it tastes like harbours smell and has a bent texture

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 10:57, Reply)
Is that all fish, or just chippy fish?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 11:00, Reply)
all fish, especially shellfish
actually I can eat white fish, but oily ones are fucking rank.
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 11:02, Reply)
The one in N Finchley gives you a handful of chips gratis if you just order a piece of fish or pie etc.
Just enough to remind you that you really don't want half a fucking kilo of the buggers.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 10:51, Reply)
Most large fish and chips will feed two easily.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 10:55, Reply)
gay

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 10:56, Reply)
This is almost entirely correct
The fish and chips I got in Swanage was magnificent, and quite large.

I think it's down to how greasy the fish is, most of the time.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 10:50, Reply)
There is a good chippy near me. Problem is they aren't open yet.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 10:44, Reply)
That's because you live in THE SOUTH

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 11 Oct 2012, 10:48, Reply)
on the plus side he has a job and a future

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 10:50, Reply)
It's a future that involves paying most of the salary from that job to his creditors though.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 10:53, Reply)
he was an unfortunate advocate of the south in this instance

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 10:55, Reply)
Well I have a job, a future and a DECENT FUCKING CHIPPY

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 11 Oct 2012, 10:54, Reply)
Yeah, but you also have TB, a whippet, no coal and a hunchback

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 10:56, Reply)
Conversely, YOU have a click.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 10:58, Reply)
And you have a poodle and the BAD AIDS
you southern flid.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 11 Oct 2012, 11:00, Reply)
OUTDOOR LAVVEH!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 11:01, Reply)
GINNEL!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 11:01, Reply)
BARRRM CAAAAAAAKE!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 11:01, Reply)
GAWD BLESS YOU GUV'NER

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 11 Oct 2012, 11:06, Reply)
IT'S A LABRADOODLE YOU DOG RACIST PRICK

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 11:03, Reply)
but less and less prospect of owning a house

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 10:54, Reply)

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