*spells out 'Hello' in flag semaphore*

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 14:35, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

I've just been to a very interesting meeting,
there was talk of theft, and sabotage, and libel, and blackmail and all sorts. It was proper exciting.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 11 Oct 2012, 14:40, Reply)

have you caught your thief yet?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 14:42, Reply)

Yeah,
they gone.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 11 Oct 2012, 14:44, Reply)

How'd your do WP?
Did you collect all the staff in the drawing room, lock the doors then cunningly get them to expose their crimes in a fit of indignant rage?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 14:44, Reply)

what i don't understand, is why you have an underscore in there.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 11 Oct 2012, 14:46, Reply)

Bigger boys stole his name and wouldn't give it back

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 14:47, Reply)

lol,
he is such a daft prick.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 11 Oct 2012, 14:49, Reply)

:' (

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 14:52, Reply)

eh? Did you miss?
Someone stole my name, so added teh underscore
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 14:47, Reply)

Nope,
we just gathered together transaction evidence, linked it with CCTV, went through till logs, and all sorts.
Then just searched everyone in the middle of a saturday night and found the girl we thought it was with £100 in her pocket. We checked the tills, they were £100 down, and she confessed.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 11 Oct 2012, 14:59, Reply)

what an idiot, are you pressing charges?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 15:02, Reply)

nah,
too much hassle, she's gone, and the chances of her getting any bar work in oxford again is 0.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 11 Oct 2012, 15:19, Reply)

Really?
That does sound exciting. Are you allowed to divulge anything?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 14:46, Reply)

well, i can't say anything that is pertinent to the case that is being raised.
all i can say is that Matt, Aidan, Johnny and Rooey, will be appearing in court, charged with a string of offences including, and not limited to, Theft, destruction of property, threats of violence and something else that means blackmail in legal terms, or it might be extortion, i dunno, ask Alan.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 11 Oct 2012, 14:49, Reply)

Do you work with Q?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 14:51, Reply)

no,
but i would love too, he seems dreamy.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 11 Oct 2012, 14:53, Reply)

xxxxxxxxxxx

(quintsy, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 15:00, Reply)

This is just like an episode of Petrocelli.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 14:56, Reply)

You mean 'Spooky Alan'
That sounds juicy. I do love a bit of drama.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 15:05, Reply)

I'm pretty sure the legal term for blackmail isn't "Spooky Alan"

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 15:11, Reply)

You are so wrong.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 15:20, Reply)

It's a lot of fun,

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 11 Oct 2012, 15:21, Reply)